Garth’s legit but better less played out party anthems include “Callin Baton Rouge” or “Standing Outside the Fire” or maybe even “Thunder Rolls.” Hell, “Much Too Young to Feel This Damn Old” is my postgrad anthem.
Billable hours are a scourge. Either I’m scared because I have too much to get done and will have to stay up until 3 AM or I’m sitting at my desk at 4 PM on the internet scared because I don’t have any work.
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Garth’s legit but better less played out party anthems include “Callin Baton Rouge” or “Standing Outside the Fire” or maybe even “Thunder Rolls.” Hell, “Much Too Young to Feel This Damn Old” is my postgrad anthem.
Friends in Low Places isn’t even one of Garth’s best songs
Yes.
Or even worse, multiple times in an evening often many hours before last call.
Gavin has never heard of commercial air travel
Wagon Wheel
My jimmies are sufficiently rustled
I see pictures of my fraternity-style swoop from back in college and it depresses me
Just moved out of my parents’ house. Eerily accurate. I had flashbacks.
Before PGP started seeing increased traffic, how many of these HHHSs were really submitted by Grandex staff
Ima do me
After the first time you saw someone defacate in a bucket, why did you keep going behind the Denny’s
Sounds like shift work sleep disorder bro
If I called in a sick day I’d probably just end up having to work remotely.
“Other than the mildly slut-shamey #2 and #23, I enjoyed this.”
Can’t wait to read about PGP on Jezebel tmrw
#TSM
Billable hours are a scourge. Either I’m scared because I have too much to get done and will have to stay up until 3 AM or I’m sitting at my desk at 4 PM on the internet scared because I don’t have any work.
3 weeks? Lucky dog. If I want to work a sane schedule the rest of the year, I get… 1 week.
If you have a kid will you turn into your hot mom
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