When I was a lifeguard, they taught us what to do when you’re caught in an ocean rip-current. You don’t fight it, you just go with the flow and let it take you where it’ll take you. If you fight it, you’ll drown.
Bio Says:
“I just want to get down on your kitchen floor with my bare vagina and goop back and forth all over your floor.”
Bio Should Say:
“I just want to get down on your kitchen floor with my bare vagina and goop back and forth all over your floor.”
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Fuck that stupid half-cat/half dog.
Meowth, that’s right!
Wait till this guy finds out they actually PAY me too. Then he’ll be REALLY pissed.
Dudley is unequivocally the reason for all my success. Thanks!
#FireJayTas
I too wish to be a Bachelorette in Paradise.
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It’s not just men. And a significant part of the problem is thinking like this.
He’s married to a fashion publicist who owns her own boutique firm.
Draw your own conclusions from that, my friends.
Hey, at least I didn’t mention my Grandmother’s Brisket recipe.
Ha. I actually got hired somewhere the week before my last job ended and started like a day after. But thank you, Bos. That’s a story for another day.
When I was a lifeguard, they taught us what to do when you’re caught in an ocean rip-current. You don’t fight it, you just go with the flow and let it take you where it’ll take you. If you fight it, you’ll drown.
Kinda applies here too.
You should see what she can do blindfolded.
Bio Says:
“I just want to get down on your kitchen floor with my bare vagina and goop back and forth all over your floor.”
Bio Should Say:
“I just want to get down on your kitchen floor with my bare vagina and goop back and forth all over your floor.”
I’ll clean your place if you sit on my face.
LeBron James signed a massive deal with Warner Bros. on Thursday to produce movies, TV and other content with his entertainment company.
Pretty sure he had an amazing weekend.
Soon…soon…
Dude, she strikes me as the type that would rather have you shit on her chest than get Tapas.
Save yourself some of those $$$’s: Get a pizza and two 40’s of Malt Liquor. She’ll respond better to that.
6.) “Burning When Peeing” Anxiety
I tried that once. I don’t recommend it.