She is smoking hot, and thank fucking God for that.
Instead of girls worshiping fucking douchebags like that prick Justin Bieber, they should be throwing themselves at goddamn heroes like Sgt. Rahman who are giving up the best years of their lives to serve our country without a shred of complaint or a moment’s hesitation.
And I bet he banged the stuffing out of her after this video cuts off.
God Bless Sgt. Rahman, God Bless all of the men and women just like him who serve the greatest country in the world, and God Bless America.
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I do. See above.
So you mean to tell me I’m not allowed to have a favorite brunch place in my own neighborhood? Smart logic there, Captain.
If there’s life outside of Astoria, I don’t want to hear about it.
As opposed to your last string of girlfriends, whom you left 100% disappointed.
I’m reading this on the toilet and even my colon is laughing at this article. Nanner killing it, as usual.
If we make it out alive, drinks are on me.
Assuming that it’s happy hour, of course, and you’re okay with $4 Yuengling.
Pics or it didn’t happen
SOMEBODY STOP ME FROM SPENDING ALL MY MONEY ON GETTING TO WEAR GEORDI LAFORGE’S VISOR FROM STAR TREK: TNG.
I CAN’T HANDLE ALL THESE FEELS.
Awwwwww Nanner I miss you too boo <3 BFFLAEAEAE
She is smoking hot, and thank fucking God for that.
Instead of girls worshiping fucking douchebags like that prick Justin Bieber, they should be throwing themselves at goddamn heroes like Sgt. Rahman who are giving up the best years of their lives to serve our country without a shred of complaint or a moment’s hesitation.
And I bet he banged the stuffing out of her after this video cuts off.
God Bless Sgt. Rahman, God Bless all of the men and women just like him who serve the greatest country in the world, and God Bless America.
You’re goddamn right the Van Wyck Expressway (I-678) and Brooklyn-Queens Expressway (I-278W) suck.
I’d rather drag my penis through hot coals and rusty nails than be anywhere NEAR the BQE during rush hour.
Remember kids: “Anal?” always means “Anal?”
God damn do I salute you, you swarthy bastard.
Says the second lead in the least funny comic strip in the world behind “Family Circus.”
Nobody wants YOU breeding, HappyAndHomeless.
Dibs.
Hey man, they’re the Charlotte Hornets again. Why you gotta be hating on Basketball Legend (and degenerate gambler) Michael Jordan?
Damn straight there is.
I would just about punch an infant for Publix Chicken right about now.
Corporate Sigma Chi, when did you become such a sellout?
So much fucking props for the “Hastily Made Tourism Video.”