I would literally drag my ballsack through enough hot coals and broken glass to cover 53rd street just to get a booty call rejection from Lyla Garrity.
“We hate the fact that this piece of crap person is even on our iPod, but we have to admit that the dude can put out a good dance song.” <—- You guys only have one iPod, collectively?
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I will now celebrate this every year, because I am an awful, awful person.
Tartakovsky’s Clone Wars was fucking poetry. It won 3 Emmys and an Annie Award. Fucking legendary, completely underrated.
“I receive roughly 20 Snapchats a day, and usually, all 20 of those Snapchats are just unnecessary.”
Well aren’t you cool, Mr. or Mrs. Kardashian?
Can’t tell if I’m Journalism or Communications.
I’ll have you know I EARNED that MRS degree, thank you very much you condescending Ginger fuck.
Taylor Swift. “Musician.”
Good one, Knox.
Come at me, what’s-your-name.
Mighty Ducks 4: Gordon Bombay’s Revenge
House sucks.
I would literally drag my ballsack through enough hot coals and broken glass to cover 53rd street just to get a booty call rejection from Lyla Garrity.
I wouldn’t fuck that withered old bag with your dick.
Also, love that she sticks her (surgically-enhanced) ass out in a FAMILY PHOTO. Fucking fame whore. She’s a TV show away from being a Kardashian.
Proper grammar is a lost art, friend.
Punch-Out trumps a sports-car bed any day.
Now a racecar bed is a different story.
Nard Dawg strikes again. This time, Pants are the enemy.
Just as a side note: Mario Kart 8 is the tits and worth buying a Wii U for alone.
Best Mario Kart game since 64.
Who the fuck is Gina?
Wanna be a PGP Intern?
Here’s some free advice on how to knock it out of the fucking park: https://pgparchive.wpengine.com/how-to-not-be-a-shitty-intern
“We hate the fact that this piece of crap person is even on our iPod, but we have to admit that the dude can put out a good dance song.” <—- You guys only have one iPod, collectively?
I care about New York City.
Oh wait.
Because Houston sounds just…just awful…