Leaving the last bit of your lunch unfinished and in front of you so when coworkers come over to talk they think they’re interrupting. PGP.

My school won the national championship last night. I’m sitting in my cubicle hungover watching campus celebration videos. PGP.

My work email isn’t broken. I’m just not important. PGP.

“The receptionist is stuck in traffic. Can you cover the front desk?” PGP.