Opened a new Chrome tab while hooked up to the projector. All the new hires saw my most visited website was my gambling site. PGP.

I get a huge rush from stealing K cups from my office. PGP.

Switched from a windsor to a four-in-hand tie knot today. Things are getting pretty wild. PGP.

1: “I bought them the cheapest thing on their registry. A frother.” 2: “What the fuck is a frother?” 1: “I don’t know.” PGP.

I just got guilted into signing a birthday card for a woman who is a huge bitch to me. PGP.

The office 10 is an everywhere else 6. PGP.

My ex-girlfriend changed her Netflix password. PGP.

Getting stuck in the elevator for a few hours wouldn’t be such a bad thing. PGP.