I am going to rip so many heaters on the way to dinner tonight in your car, bitch. Speaking of, may I get a ride? I will buy you one (1) shot of tequila.
Okay, to the chick dating the smoker – I have personally been smoking for 5 years now (cigarette shame me, fam). Any who, at the end of the day, you don’t quit smoking for any reason other than that you want to quit for yourself. How can he know how big of an issue it is if you have never explained the depth of your side (maybe you have but it doesn’t sound like it from the post)? Ultimately, if it is a deal breaker and he cannot quit, then so be it and at least you got out when you did. But hopefully by sharing your side, he will be motivated to find whatever it is within himself to want to quit. Communication is key here, especially if you all are talking about your future together. Don’t beat around the bush.
P.S. If you hated it so much, why did you ever date the dude in the first place and how did you get this far deep? (Not meant to sound judgemental, genuinely curious)
Zoolander is an all-time favorite movie of mine. Was talking to a FWB at the bar the other night about proper blowjob technique and whether girls should or should not incorporate the balls and he looked right at me and immediately said, “I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.” Instant. panty. dropper.
As someone who hooked up with a dude this past weekend and then was asked on a date afterwards for this coming Thursday, I would like to say that I full heartedly, and with everything that I am, disagree with waiting that long (unless of course you just want to wait). But personally, if I don’t want to jump your bones before date eight, that’s cause for concern. But also, do not take my advice. Apparently I have a zero date rule before banging.
Wow, meant to say your*. I promise that what I lack in spelling I more than make up for in making up facts / opinions and stating them with enough conviction that no one doubts me.
I was JUST in a debate with some friends at the bar last weekend about who would win in a fight if it were between a hippo vs. a gorilla. But we started this debate because of Cincinnati’s own Lil’ Sebastian, Fiona. I also live in Cincinnati so like, sup @ Mark? I feel like I need to be part of you lively bar debates
Seriously? Are you seriously asking this right now? Did the podcast and dude’s breakdown each and every single week for the past couple seasons not tip you off even remotely that people still watched this show? So again I ask, seriously?
I have thoughts: Naples is okay, but not worth it to stay for a few days given how much there is to do in the surrounding areas. Personally, I would choose to stay in Sorrento, which is across the Gulf of Naples. Then, you can take a day trip to Naples and see Mt. Vesuvius and explore Pompeii or Herculaneum. In Sorrento, I would highly suggest taking a day trip out to Capri, shit’s dope. Depending on how long you have in that part of Italy, you could also take a day or two and go down the Amalfi Coast (which coincidentally begins in Sorrento) to Positano. Or if you are a more leisurely traveler, just take a day and hit up Naples, maybe Capri on another day, and spend the rest of the time exploring the town of Sorrento. I’m prety sure I drank my body weight in wine and limoncello when I was there. Regardless, have a great time in Europe.
My tinder bio is hundo p plagiarized, but it sets the tone of my humor early on. “Am I a good person? No. But do I try and be a better person every single day? Also no.” Really lets a guy know from the get-go that I am an inherently terrible person who is a giant piece of shit. Making new friends is hard because you have to ease into being a degenerate around them
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Have you considered not being such a poor? I’ve never understood why poor people don’t just get more money.
Ghost me, papí. And so help me god, if you bitch out and don’t take sixty nine (69) shots of tequila with me, I will delete you from life
ANSWER MY TEXTS, HOE. Side note: is getting fucked up on cheap tequila and Ethiopian food on a Tuesday the greatest idea we’ve ever had?
I am going to rip so many heaters on the way to dinner tonight in your car, bitch. Speaking of, may I get a ride? I will buy you one (1) shot of tequila.
Love that within 10 minutes of meeting you, Drunk Cartographer, you were smoking a cigarette in the back seat of my car as I drove you to Oktoberfest
Okay, to the chick dating the smoker – I have personally been smoking for 5 years now (cigarette shame me, fam). Any who, at the end of the day, you don’t quit smoking for any reason other than that you want to quit for yourself. How can he know how big of an issue it is if you have never explained the depth of your side (maybe you have but it doesn’t sound like it from the post)? Ultimately, if it is a deal breaker and he cannot quit, then so be it and at least you got out when you did. But hopefully by sharing your side, he will be motivated to find whatever it is within himself to want to quit. Communication is key here, especially if you all are talking about your future together. Don’t beat around the bush.
P.S. If you hated it so much, why did you ever date the dude in the first place and how did you get this far deep? (Not meant to sound judgemental, genuinely curious)
Sorry to hear how weak you are. I was up by 8 am and drinking wine with my parents by 11 am because I’m not a little bitch.
Then it looks like we may proceed – sup?
Sup? Unless you are a Flyers or Islanders fan, then nevermind.
Annie needs to throttle down 10 notches. That is out of control and I would most likely kms if I had a coworker like that.
Zoolander is an all-time favorite movie of mine. Was talking to a FWB at the bar the other night about proper blowjob technique and whether girls should or should not incorporate the balls and he looked right at me and immediately said, “I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.” Instant. panty. dropper.
I’ve never felt more emotionally connected to a piece of content on this site but I swear I don’t have a problem.
Best handjob tip: use your mouth
Best blowjob tip: use your hands
As someone who hooked up with a dude this past weekend and then was asked on a date afterwards for this coming Thursday, I would like to say that I full heartedly, and with everything that I am, disagree with waiting that long (unless of course you just want to wait). But personally, if I don’t want to jump your bones before date eight, that’s cause for concern. But also, do not take my advice. Apparently I have a zero date rule before banging.
Wow, meant to say your*. I promise that what I lack in spelling I more than make up for in making up facts / opinions and stating them with enough conviction that no one doubts me.
I was JUST in a debate with some friends at the bar last weekend about who would win in a fight if it were between a hippo vs. a gorilla. But we started this debate because of Cincinnati’s own Lil’ Sebastian, Fiona. I also live in Cincinnati so like, sup @ Mark? I feel like I need to be part of you lively bar debates
Seriously? Are you seriously asking this right now? Did the podcast and dude’s breakdown each and every single week for the past couple seasons not tip you off even remotely that people still watched this show? So again I ask, seriously?
I have thoughts: Naples is okay, but not worth it to stay for a few days given how much there is to do in the surrounding areas. Personally, I would choose to stay in Sorrento, which is across the Gulf of Naples. Then, you can take a day trip to Naples and see Mt. Vesuvius and explore Pompeii or Herculaneum. In Sorrento, I would highly suggest taking a day trip out to Capri, shit’s dope. Depending on how long you have in that part of Italy, you could also take a day or two and go down the Amalfi Coast (which coincidentally begins in Sorrento) to Positano. Or if you are a more leisurely traveler, just take a day and hit up Naples, maybe Capri on another day, and spend the rest of the time exploring the town of Sorrento. I’m prety sure I drank my body weight in wine and limoncello when I was there. Regardless, have a great time in Europe.
My tinder bio is hundo p plagiarized, but it sets the tone of my humor early on. “Am I a good person? No. But do I try and be a better person every single day? Also no.” Really lets a guy know from the get-go that I am an inherently terrible person who is a giant piece of shit. Making new friends is hard because you have to ease into being a degenerate around them
4.9, bitches