I fucking hate LinkedIn. PGP

Had a dream that I slept past my alarm. Woke up to find it wasn’t a dream. PGP

Who is Meek Mill?

I don’t care how much daycare costs, don’t bring your kids to work.

Forgot to ask for a toll stipend before a business trip to Jersey and had to use my own money. Ended up winning it all back and more at a casino. PGPM.

Just realized I’m past the “all my friends are getting married” stage and have slid head first into the “all my friends are having babies” stage. PGP.

My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP

“Are you willing to travel?” PGP

My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP

“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.” – Winston Zedmore, PGP