If any company had any idea what the fuck they were doing, we wouldn’t have consultants, and in such we wouldn’t have the magnificence of House of Lies.
Just learn a lot of hot buzzwords and throw them around in meetings and you’ll look like Elon Musk.
I just saw someone use the phrase “no-sock summer” like its some righteous fucking movement that hasn’t been just the norm for decades and you’re over here worried that someone taking care of a living breathing thing that just eats, shits, and makes noise is comparing that thing to a kid…
Exact reason I left engineering. Ended up a software developer, but gamed the system and got my MIS degree instead of CS. Business school at a southern state college? Oh yeah.
Ask to borrow a club and you’re permanently blacklisted. I don’t care what you’re playing–you just aren’t playing mine. Go to the thrift shop and get another 7 for $2
This entire article absolutely reeks of try-hard. This is the kind of dude who can’t go ten minutes without mentioning the brand/cost of something in his possession. The guy who has bottles of Scotch and cigars for display only. What a chode.
Look in the mirror before you leave and make sure your shit isn’t wrinkled. Also, fuck socks.
This is actually more common than people know, just that teams usually don’t make some grand gesture about it.
There’s also no tryout. Its 99% about having connections to be on that list. Teams know there’s virtually no chance the guy plays, but they gotta have a warm body dressed on the bench.
I think regulars at a Whole Foods’ bar are probably the last people you should be concerned about. At least regulars at normal bars are honest about their lives and decisions.
I only paid $35 to get home from Wildhorse at the same time, but then again I actually live in Nashville. Your friend didn’t think the fact he lived in a different city 20 miles away was gonna be an issue at some point? This is like that kid who tried to go back to Mississippi from the Peach Bowl last year. Your fault. Stop bitching.
Until you meet a car guy. Roll up in the C250 or 300 and i’ll know all you still buy Natty light. Those are the quintessential awful trophy-wife “just got it for the logo” cars.
Get an amg or at least up it to the E class. If you really want to be a luxury winner roll up in a Jag. That’s how I’ll know your pockets are really fat because they break down more than a reality tv star.
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If any company had any idea what the fuck they were doing, we wouldn’t have consultants, and in such we wouldn’t have the magnificence of House of Lies.
Just learn a lot of hot buzzwords and throw them around in meetings and you’ll look like Elon Musk.
Yeah but Amazon ain’t paying Grandex to push product to yuppie millenials.
“Cool whatever but can you send that report over because I still have a job and I’d like to keep it”
I just saw someone use the phrase “no-sock summer” like its some righteous fucking movement that hasn’t been just the norm for decades and you’re over here worried that someone taking care of a living breathing thing that just eats, shits, and makes noise is comparing that thing to a kid…
I guess Grandex employees graduate TS/FM and become liberals?
Exact reason I left engineering. Ended up a software developer, but gamed the system and got my MIS degree instead of CS. Business school at a southern state college? Oh yeah.
sup?
Ask to borrow a club and you’re permanently blacklisted. I don’t care what you’re playing–you just aren’t playing mine. Go to the thrift shop and get another 7 for $2
Rec sports are my socially acceptable excuse to drink almost every weeknight
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This entire article could have been replaced by one word: Michelada.
This entire article absolutely reeks of try-hard. This is the kind of dude who can’t go ten minutes without mentioning the brand/cost of something in his possession. The guy who has bottles of Scotch and cigars for display only. What a chode.
Look in the mirror before you leave and make sure your shit isn’t wrinkled. Also, fuck socks.
Backup, homie.
This is actually more common than people know, just that teams usually don’t make some grand gesture about it.
There’s also no tryout. Its 99% about having connections to be on that list. Teams know there’s virtually no chance the guy plays, but they gotta have a warm body dressed on the bench.
I think regulars at a Whole Foods’ bar are probably the last people you should be concerned about. At least regulars at normal bars are honest about their lives and decisions.
Is lunch at whole foods with wine even the most basic thing you’ve done just today?
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“I’m Bringing Back Apple Products”
Truly groundbreaking stuff here, folks. What a time to be alive.
I only paid $35 to get home from Wildhorse at the same time, but then again I actually live in Nashville. Your friend didn’t think the fact he lived in a different city 20 miles away was gonna be an issue at some point? This is like that kid who tried to go back to Mississippi from the Peach Bowl last year. Your fault. Stop bitching.
I ate a half eaten jello shot off floor this weekend, I was pretty ashamed of that.
Until you meet a car guy. Roll up in the C250 or 300 and i’ll know all you still buy Natty light. Those are the quintessential awful trophy-wife “just got it for the logo” cars.
Get an amg or at least up it to the E class. If you really want to be a luxury winner roll up in a Jag. That’s how I’ll know your pockets are really fat because they break down more than a reality tv star.