Chick with lots of guy friends is a HUGE red flag. She’s either clueless (and therefore stupid) or a liar, and your relationship won’t be healthy for all the wondering you’ll do.
I have literally started telling people I “Mostly play golf and take naps” instead of telling them I’m a DBA. Most people think I work with excel and the best I can do is to try to convince them I don’t work in some basemen dungeon then go home and play world of warcraft. So I just skip it and make them feel like shit that I got to work at 10 and left at 2:30 today (then logged on from 7-9pm or so)
I’ve done 4.5 of these ever (I mean not liking IPAs is an opinion but I don’t think that counts) and pretty sure my ex has done all 42 within the past calendar year. No idea how that didn’t work out.
On that note, though, its downright amazing there wasn’t a single brunch mention in this article.
I don’t complain about the gentrification, just the yuppies who turn it into white people gang wars where the first thing I’m asked when meeting new people is what neighborhood I’m from. I just lie and name the richest one and walk as far away from that person as I can.
s-10 is straight poor people shit. Hell its below poor people status–if you drive one I assume you had to file for bankruptcy and/or send all the money you make back to your family in another country.
Great reason to make that weekend trip home to the parents. My ex gf just asked me to help her move and wouldn’t you know it I’m gonna be gone both possible weekends.
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…you know you can ship stuff to hotels, right?
Chick with lots of guy friends is a HUGE red flag. She’s either clueless (and therefore stupid) or a liar, and your relationship won’t be healthy for all the wondering you’ll do.
Weird how these all correlate with how empty my cooler is.
This only applies to basketball you clown
I thought all you people worked from home
I have literally started telling people I “Mostly play golf and take naps” instead of telling them I’m a DBA. Most people think I work with excel and the best I can do is to try to convince them I don’t work in some basemen dungeon then go home and play world of warcraft. So I just skip it and make them feel like shit that I got to work at 10 and left at 2:30 today (then logged on from 7-9pm or so)
Johnny before I take your advice I need to know your opinion on Bojack Horseman
I’ve done 4.5 of these ever (I mean not liking IPAs is an opinion but I don’t think that counts) and pretty sure my ex has done all 42 within the past calendar year. No idea how that didn’t work out.
On that note, though, its downright amazing there wasn’t a single brunch mention in this article.
I don’t complain about the gentrification, just the yuppies who turn it into white people gang wars where the first thing I’m asked when meeting new people is what neighborhood I’m from. I just lie and name the richest one and walk as far away from that person as I can.
Weird way to spell “rinse”. Just hit it with that hot water splash then stick it back under the tap to refill the thing.
forgot the egg, homie
Small bucket with the 7 then hit the practice green for the next hour or two
What about night putting?
This is actually a pretty legit way to beat a hangover. The alcohol still gets into your bloodstream, you just piss more.
Soooo many better ones
s-10 is straight poor people shit. Hell its below poor people status–if you drive one I assume you had to file for bankruptcy and/or send all the money you make back to your family in another country.
Great reason to make that weekend trip home to the parents. My ex gf just asked me to help her move and wouldn’t you know it I’m gonna be gone both possible weekends.
Live Oak Pilz is sneaky insulting for Texas and Southern Pecan tastes like someone threw up a pecan pie
What the actual fuck is “no-sock summer”? That’s just summer…
If you try to make a fashion statement at my (theoretical) wedding, you’re getting publicly kicked out to start the ceremony. Fuck off.