Not getting laid for 40 days and telling everyone you gave up sex for Lent. PGP.

Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.

Having the choice between taking PTO or driving 30 miles through snow and ice.

I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.

Team Snapchat was the only person to wish me a happy Valentine’s Day. PGP.

The last two girls I have been with have gotten engaged to the guy after me. PGP.

My boss just bought a car that’s worth more than twice my salary. PGP.

Every week is like finals week. PGP.