I’m a sarcastic asshole, but my problem isn’t being mean, it’s that 50% of the horrible things I say aren’t my sincere opinion. But, I say them deadpan and if you aren’t that smart or know me well you’ll think it is what I actually believe.
I can get past the ash tray taste if she’s hot enough (sorta reminiscent of the taste after a cigar), but it certainly doesn’t up her appeal. I shouldn’t want to chase our make out sesh.
Is it bad that this makes me want to take up coaching?
I also have a friend who coaches football (doesn’t have a kid) and he got an email this year basically saying his team looks good please don’t win by too much, we don’t want mercy rules.
It sounds like his family doesn’t have monetary concerns about sending him to school, and his odds of making it to the NFL are probably equal to his odds of making the Tour.
I say go with not ruining your mind and body if you’re into golf too.
I would be willing to guess that professional athletes are excluded because there are many pros in minor leagues who make considerably less and bring the median down dramatically, but are nonetheless professionals.
Is this a thing? Can I just be drunk?
We could use more photos!
Finally something my parents can be proud of.
Mind bottling. You know, what happens when your thoughts get all trapped up like in a bottle.
I’m a sarcastic asshole, but my problem isn’t being mean, it’s that 50% of the horrible things I say aren’t my sincere opinion. But, I say them deadpan and if you aren’t that smart or know me well you’ll think it is what I actually believe.
I don’t see how trying to get laid and avoiding kale is pretentious.
Also I failed day one, so we tried.
I can get past the ash tray taste if she’s hot enough (sorta reminiscent of the taste after a cigar), but it certainly doesn’t up her appeal. I shouldn’t want to chase our make out sesh.
Well do you?
I’ll go for kale and abstinence because I’m a responsible adult
Is it bad that this makes me want to take up coaching?
I also have a friend who coaches football (doesn’t have a kid) and he got an email this year basically saying his team looks good please don’t win by too much, we don’t want mercy rules.
When it’s me at home I look like I belong at a fraternity. Tank or comfy shirt and some nice short shorts year round.
They say: You know Valentine’s Day is Sunday, right?
I hear: We’re doing something for Valentine’s Day right?
No, no we are not, and it is unfortunate that Valentine’s Day is ruining our perfectly fine casual thing.
Smart man, even though it hurts I applaud your decision.
It sounds like his family doesn’t have monetary concerns about sending him to school, and his odds of making it to the NFL are probably equal to his odds of making the Tour.
I say go with not ruining your mind and body if you’re into golf too.
I would be willing to guess that professional athletes are excluded because there are many pros in minor leagues who make considerably less and bring the median down dramatically, but are nonetheless professionals.
But what if you want none of the responsibility of a dog?
Naw, they’re asleep 80% of the time.
I go on a lot of bad Tinder dates with basic girls…
But this is also in LA, the home of the basics..
I would semi-annually get too drunk on mine and just eat it. Most recently twice in the same day.. Worth it though!
SF is just mad because the Niners suck