Unless you’re going to a HH or a real dive, you’re gonna be paying double digits for mixed drinks. Same goes for Brooklyn. I’d say biggest waste of money was ordering seamless 3 times in addition to Halal and 2 double digit breakfasts.
At this point in my life, my body is incapable of giving me 9 straight hours of sleep. Probably payback from when I used to sleep for 13-14 hours when I was a sloth 15 year old. I’d settle for 7 straight hours.
Maybe I’ve watched a little too much SVU but at the very end I got the feeling he was more of a Sandusky type character than anything. Weird how my mind works.
Nothing better than turning on a Christmas Story an hour into the movie, watching the movie to completion, then watching the next running until your back to where you originally started.
Got sucker punched a few years ago on Thanksgiving-eve and needed 12 stitches combined on my nose/lip. Made it to a Noon Thanksgiving gathering the next day. It’s a holiday that requires eating, sitting and the occasional nap. Literally a holiday made for hangovers.
My weekend was wild as well…had several IPAs Friday night and watched college basketball and Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Woke up early Saturday and chilled with the puppy while drinking more IPAs and college football. My team’s season was over around 9pm, so I put myself to sleep. Woke up refreshed Sunday, and just ate like an animal. Overall, 10/10 weekend, would do again (minus the big L my team took).
Wedding ending at 9pm!? Blasphemy.
Coronas and corn hole at the beach is pure bliss. BRB gotta go shovel out my car, the damn plow screwed me again.
Who calls the subway the metro? That’s my biggest problem with this story. Says a lot about me.
Going to have to add this to the crypto porfolio.
It’s too bad he skipped over this part. CMV, care to write an article on what happened between the lines?
My girlfriend used to mock me for using regular Advil while she was rocking the liquid gel Advil. For me, drugs are drugs.
Nah, 12.99 is more common. That sounds like a bodega price where they facefuck you for anything that isn’t gum, candy or chips.
Unless you’re going to a HH or a real dive, you’re gonna be paying double digits for mixed drinks. Same goes for Brooklyn. I’d say biggest waste of money was ordering seamless 3 times in addition to Halal and 2 double digit breakfasts.
At this point in my life, my body is incapable of giving me 9 straight hours of sleep. Probably payback from when I used to sleep for 13-14 hours when I was a sloth 15 year old. I’d settle for 7 straight hours.
Been awhile since I’ve had the pleasure of sending out that text…might need to book a weekend trip for my GF.
Maybe I’ve watched a little too much SVU but at the very end I got the feeling he was more of a Sandusky type character than anything. Weird how my mind works.
Named my Pup Lyla, not sure where the name came from, but she definitely looked like a Lyla.
Nothing better than turning on a Christmas Story an hour into the movie, watching the movie to completion, then watching the next running until your back to where you originally started.
F-R-A-G-I-L-E…must be Italian!
+1
Got sucker punched a few years ago on Thanksgiving-eve and needed 12 stitches combined on my nose/lip. Made it to a Noon Thanksgiving gathering the next day. It’s a holiday that requires eating, sitting and the occasional nap. Literally a holiday made for hangovers.
You and me would get along just fine. Dad humor like you read about.
Challenge accepted.
This went over too many people’s heads, sad!
My weekend was wild as well…had several IPAs Friday night and watched college basketball and Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Woke up early Saturday and chilled with the puppy while drinking more IPAs and college football. My team’s season was over around 9pm, so I put myself to sleep. Woke up refreshed Sunday, and just ate like an animal. Overall, 10/10 weekend, would do again (minus the big L my team took).
The only thing getting me out of bed most mornings is the shit that my girlfriend will give me if I don’t. I can fool work, but I can’t fool her.