So, you’ve thought about banging these guys at some point, and they’ve thought about banging you at some point. You accept and admit that. So what’s stopping the two of you from bumping uglies if you both think about it at the same time. Especially if you both recently had a bad breakup. Or maybe you’re just hammered.
Like everyone else has said, 10/10 guys will bang their female “friend” if given the chance.
Call me whatever you want, my girlfriend isn’t going to be hanging around seeking advice and consolation from another dude. That dude want’s to bang her. Fact.
Step 1. Go on tinder/bumble/any dating app
Step 2. Swipe right 100 times
Step 3. Match with someone
Step 4. Ask them out for drinks
Step 5. Go out for drinks
Step 6. Write a column titled “”I’m Engaging in the Chase: __________”
Step 7. Happy PGP’ers
How did food poisoning not make this list? It’s probably the only sickness I would ever use (even if actually sick) on a Monday or Friday. Food poisoning doesn’t discriminate, and absolutely no one wants to call your bluff on that.
Speaking of Monday/Friday sicknesses, how absurd is it that it’s assumed that people calling out on these days are hungover or just trying to have a long weekend. 2/7’s of the week and 2/5’s of the workweek is a no-go for sickness?
Agreed. Call me old fashioned but if you’re knowingly taking home girls with fiance’s, and casually banging a girl for almost half a year while they have an actual boyfriend, that’s says a lot about you.
To each their own, but I couldn’t imagine myself keeping someone like that in my company.
I was with you on the first half of the list, mainly because if you’re riding a bike for anything other than exercise I already hate you. However, I have nothing against a 3 series BMW or the soccer moms that drive Range Rovers on the way to yoga, such is life.
Also, Wranglers are definitely a niche and location car. My buddy lives on the shore and I can’t fault him for driving that bad boy to and from the beach every morning, he’s doing what he can to remain young.
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So, you’ve thought about banging these guys at some point, and they’ve thought about banging you at some point. You accept and admit that. So what’s stopping the two of you from bumping uglies if you both think about it at the same time. Especially if you both recently had a bad breakup. Or maybe you’re just hammered.
Like everyone else has said, 10/10 guys will bang their female “friend” if given the chance.
Call me whatever you want, my girlfriend isn’t going to be hanging around seeking advice and consolation from another dude. That dude want’s to bang her. Fact.
Step 1. Go on tinder/bumble/any dating app
Step 2. Swipe right 100 times
Step 3. Match with someone
Step 4. Ask them out for drinks
Step 5. Go out for drinks
Step 6. Write a column titled “”I’m Engaging in the Chase: __________”
Step 7. Happy PGP’ers
Maybe I’m just not as generic as I thought I was…
Fall is great, probably better than Spring when it rains everyday.
I understand that it’s a geographical thing, but I love the Northeast’s Fall.
If by Emma Stone you mean Emma Watson, then I agree.
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Beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder my friend.
Also, Blake Lively is the #1, the GOAT.
How did food poisoning not make this list? It’s probably the only sickness I would ever use (even if actually sick) on a Monday or Friday. Food poisoning doesn’t discriminate, and absolutely no one wants to call your bluff on that.
Speaking of Monday/Friday sicknesses, how absurd is it that it’s assumed that people calling out on these days are hungover or just trying to have a long weekend. 2/7’s of the week and 2/5’s of the workweek is a no-go for sickness?
Old Duda: Shooters Shoot
New Duda: Work until you’re dead
If you’re working Big 4, you only have time to shit where you eat.
It’s ironic, because when I think of Detroit, Cleveland and well, the entire state of Ohio, I think “unemployment”.
Agreed. Call me old fashioned but if you’re knowingly taking home girls with fiance’s, and casually banging a girl for almost half a year while they have an actual boyfriend, that’s says a lot about you.
To each their own, but I couldn’t imagine myself keeping someone like that in my company.
“I’ve already charged you on venmo”
“Paid”
“Cool, cya in 4 months”
I was with you on the first half of the list, mainly because if you’re riding a bike for anything other than exercise I already hate you. However, I have nothing against a 3 series BMW or the soccer moms that drive Range Rovers on the way to yoga, such is life.
Also, Wranglers are definitely a niche and location car. My buddy lives on the shore and I can’t fault him for driving that bad boy to and from the beach every morning, he’s doing what he can to remain young.
Never heard of it
Taco Bell/Pizza Hut is a better combo IMHO.
A Cheesy Gordita Crunch and some breadsticks works at any point during the day.
Laughing out loud at this comment. I needed a late afternoon pick-me-up, well done.
I like to keep the beard a little passed five o’clock shadow, but before the stage where I want to scratch my face off. That’s the ideal length.
I think the Duda we all know and love might be back. This is something I’d expect to read pre-move. Carry on old friend.
So is this startup hiring? I have no shame.
If your banging a guy/girl simply because of their profession, religion or name, maybe re-evaluate your life.
I’m going to continue with the, “My names Oswald, but people call me Lee Harvey. Nice to meet ya.”