I’ll second this. The worst Starbucks are the ones that have passwords to use the bathroom. The password is always like 8419284710482. How the fuck am I supposed to remember something like that when my sole function at the time is holding in a bunch of liquid or solid waste!?
Welcome to my life brother. Not to complain or anything, but my sinuses are the legitimate worst in the Tri-State area. I broke my nose a few years back and when I went to the ENT to get it looked it, he goes “you have quite the sinus infection, but you probably know that. What medication are you on”. Up until that point, I had no idea I was sick and felt what I consider as fine. I’m at the point where I can’t differentiate between how I feel when not sick, allergies and a sinus infection. Because of this, I’ll just use my nasal spray, pop a claritin, maybe some advil and hope for the best. I empathize, but don’t sympathize.
You’re forgetting the part where just as Girl is about to come clean about banging some random, Todd proposes and Girl says yes. They live happily (miserably) ever after, and divorce after 7 years. Girl gets half of Todd’s earnings, and never works again. Todd’s life goes down the drain, he ends up going down for insider trading and lives on an Island after doing 10 years of hard time in a federal penitentiary.
I mean, are you going bareback and finishing inside this girl? If so, I think going down on her after are the least of your worries. If you’re wrapping it up, it blows going down after as you just taste latex and whatever condom you chose to use. But hey, if it increases your odds of doing it again, so be it.
I’ll drink cold brew, hot coffee, iced coffee, latte’s, espresso, macchiatos etc. black, with milk, with fucking half and half. Just give me the caffeine and lots of it. Give me a .99 cent 7-11 coffee, a $5.50 starbucks drink that is a dessert with caffeine. Again, don’t care.
Hey Nived, you ever think about how the average cube monkey walks into work wearing clothes and accessories worth more than some people make in their life? Meanwhile, said cube monkey probably has negative net worth and is a slave to the system. Maybe one day said cube monkey can retire while still in good health, so he/she can fish or golf for a few years before ultimately croaking after giving 6 figures worth of money to a health care provider. Sorry, I woke up with a headache and it’s gloomy out there. This isn’t my usual Friday mindset.
My rebuttal was always “Well at least you get PAID to suffer. I sit in school and don’t get paid!” Since she loved me, she never mentioned how your payment for suffering goes towards bills, such as the price of sending your kid to school.
I’d even venture to say that if you feel the need to completely ignore the opposite sex, or require your SO to do so, then you are in a toxic relationship and have some deeper issues that need to be resolved.
I think there’s a difference between flirting a little at the bar or at work, vs. texting dudes from tinder and going out on dates with a guy before your date with your actual boyfriend.
The occasional playful banter- Good
Shady texting on the side- Bad
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Nick, you’re better than this.
Good luck pitching that to any girl on the planet.
Will, this really puts things in perspective. As always, thanks for lightening the burden of our Sunday Scaries.
Take Care,
InHoc
I’ll second this. The worst Starbucks are the ones that have passwords to use the bathroom. The password is always like 8419284710482. How the fuck am I supposed to remember something like that when my sole function at the time is holding in a bunch of liquid or solid waste!?
Rip off a bunch of rich kids who undoubtedly have a lawyer begging at the chance to litigate. Bold business strategy.
Welcome to my life brother. Not to complain or anything, but my sinuses are the legitimate worst in the Tri-State area. I broke my nose a few years back and when I went to the ENT to get it looked it, he goes “you have quite the sinus infection, but you probably know that. What medication are you on”. Up until that point, I had no idea I was sick and felt what I consider as fine. I’m at the point where I can’t differentiate between how I feel when not sick, allergies and a sinus infection. Because of this, I’ll just use my nasal spray, pop a claritin, maybe some advil and hope for the best. I empathize, but don’t sympathize.
The Chronicles of Todd: Devil’s Threeway with John and Caroline
You’re forgetting the part where just as Girl is about to come clean about banging some random, Todd proposes and Girl says yes. They live happily (miserably) ever after, and divorce after 7 years. Girl gets half of Todd’s earnings, and never works again. Todd’s life goes down the drain, he ends up going down for insider trading and lives on an Island after doing 10 years of hard time in a federal penitentiary.
I mean, are you going bareback and finishing inside this girl? If so, I think going down on her after are the least of your worries. If you’re wrapping it up, it blows going down after as you just taste latex and whatever condom you chose to use. But hey, if it increases your odds of doing it again, so be it.
“Drinks and wives were shared”
Didn’t know you were about that life, JR.
Weekday Drag, Weekend “Blackout Warrior”. PGP.
This seems like the perfect example of “cushioning” by the guy. At least he’s your ex, you could have been that live in girlfriend.
I think if you read in between the lines, she really wanted to get laid.
I’ll drink cold brew, hot coffee, iced coffee, latte’s, espresso, macchiatos etc. black, with milk, with fucking half and half. Just give me the caffeine and lots of it. Give me a .99 cent 7-11 coffee, a $5.50 starbucks drink that is a dessert with caffeine. Again, don’t care.
Hey Nived, you ever think about how the average cube monkey walks into work wearing clothes and accessories worth more than some people make in their life? Meanwhile, said cube monkey probably has negative net worth and is a slave to the system. Maybe one day said cube monkey can retire while still in good health, so he/she can fish or golf for a few years before ultimately croaking after giving 6 figures worth of money to a health care provider. Sorry, I woke up with a headache and it’s gloomy out there. This isn’t my usual Friday mindset.
My rebuttal was always “Well at least you get PAID to suffer. I sit in school and don’t get paid!” Since she loved me, she never mentioned how your payment for suffering goes towards bills, such as the price of sending your kid to school.
A Zombie Apocalypse is my best chance at getting rid of my student loans.
I’d even venture to say that if you feel the need to completely ignore the opposite sex, or require your SO to do so, then you are in a toxic relationship and have some deeper issues that need to be resolved.
I think there’s a difference between flirting a little at the bar or at work, vs. texting dudes from tinder and going out on dates with a guy before your date with your actual boyfriend.
The occasional playful banter- Good
Shady texting on the side- Bad
And Asian porn. A friend of a friend told me that.