I never thought I’d be so exhausted that I’d skip a shower for 10 minutes of extra sleep. PGP

My parents and my dog are the only two things that could possibly love me in the mood I come home in. PGP

Every day your car starts in subzero weather it feels like winning the lottery. PGP

That feeling when the horrible economy keeps older employees in senior positions longer. PGP

Guys, your company gives you free money if you put your paycheck into a 401(k)….being an adult is easy. PGP

Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.

Putting every hotel’s claim of “complementary” to the test. PGP.

I have to hold the world record for consecutively hitting exactly $20.00 at the pump. PGP.

Considering a move down south after seeing the talent at the Dallas office. PGPM. Realizing you can’t afford Dallas. PGP.