I have a feeling this will be my fate, except instead of her trying to salvage the night I’ll probably get in trouble and be forced to buy that $300 bottle of champagne. Happy New Year!
Amy tries way too hard to prove she’s “like a dude” and seems to force it. Aziz used to be funny but I feel like he’s been recycling the same jokes and topics (dating) for years now and I’ve grown tired of it. I’m a cynic. Bring the hate.
My walk to work includes going past a dog park. Every single day I dream about quitting and buying a puppy and being one of those happy people hanging out with their dogs in the park.
I have a girlfriend. She wants to go out with her stupid friends to a stupid club full of stupid douchebags that will hook up withy her stupid friends and never call them back. I’ll get to spend $300 on a ticket to wait in a line in sub zero temps, all of this so I can more than likely get in trouble because it’s going to be blatantly obvious I don’t want to be there listening to terrible EDM music while her friends take selfie videos and order bottles to keep up some image. PGP.
“I’m so happy to announce that I’m officially going to be a junior assistant associate to the assistant starting in January! Work hard and everything will fall in place”. Call me an asshole, but every time an ex sorority girl “officially” announces something, a puppy starves.
Was expecting the whitest names like Chip, Tugg, Beau, and Chance. But it seems the hipsters are finally producing and naming their offspring weird shit. Carry on world, nothing to see here.
Still not going to shop at urban outfitters because you can’t wear that crap to work and when I’m not at work I don’t want to look like a hipster douche. Happy Tuesday, though.
Something about the tfm writers coming here makes me feel like they are just living the dream and I’m looking out the window of my cube, watching them enjoy life.
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I have a feeling this will be my fate, except instead of her trying to salvage the night I’ll probably get in trouble and be forced to buy that $300 bottle of champagne. Happy New Year!
28-31. Anything earlier just seems too young unless you’ve dated that person 4 years already. Next article should be best time to get divorced – #50%
You’re the worst
Amy tries way too hard to prove she’s “like a dude” and seems to force it. Aziz used to be funny but I feel like he’s been recycling the same jokes and topics (dating) for years now and I’ve grown tired of it. I’m a cynic. Bring the hate.
My walk to work includes going past a dog park. Every single day I dream about quitting and buying a puppy and being one of those happy people hanging out with their dogs in the park.
DONT DO IT TODD!! YOURE DRUNK GO HOME! He’s gonna do it.
Truth
I have a girlfriend. She wants to go out with her stupid friends to a stupid club full of stupid douchebags that will hook up withy her stupid friends and never call them back. I’ll get to spend $300 on a ticket to wait in a line in sub zero temps, all of this so I can more than likely get in trouble because it’s going to be blatantly obvious I don’t want to be there listening to terrible EDM music while her friends take selfie videos and order bottles to keep up some image. PGP.
RIP Grantland NFL Podcast
Luck
“I’m so happy to announce that I’m officially going to be a junior assistant associate to the assistant starting in January! Work hard and everything will fall in place”. Call me an asshole, but every time an ex sorority girl “officially” announces something, a puppy starves.
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!
Didn’t Cam get into a fistfight in training camp? Seems like a solid dude… I want to like him cause we share the same first name
Was expecting the whitest names like Chip, Tugg, Beau, and Chance. But it seems the hipsters are finally producing and naming their offspring weird shit. Carry on world, nothing to see here.
How exactly is this a problem. Sounds like a benefit
Still not going to shop at urban outfitters because you can’t wear that crap to work and when I’m not at work I don’t want to look like a hipster douche. Happy Tuesday, though.
Jokes on you, A-Hole. We don’t make it past the wildcard. Hah! Can’t bring me down this week, I told you
Colts won. While week will be awesome no matter what. You can’t bring me down!
Something about the tfm writers coming here makes me feel like they are just living the dream and I’m looking out the window of my cube, watching them enjoy life.
It’s just an extra fee. Smeltre nailed it. Grab everyone 20 minutes before and show them how and where to stand. Problem solved