The Clif Bar assessment is pretty (100%) spot on. However you missed the opportunity to touch on the transitions from late-teen stoner to college student to post grad cubicle warrior and the different reasons why they’re eaten in those life stages. Like in college it’s because you think you’re eating a healthy snack and at the cube farm it’s because all the joy in your life is slowly being sucked out by cheap fluorescent lighting and you don’t have time for a full lunch.
“Hey! Rock star parking!” *sees cart in middle of spot, doesn’t get out to move it and instead finds only other open spot practically in a different zip code*
I picture hell as a grocery store full of people who just careen in and out of different aisles without looking. Also groups of people that walk 2-3 wide in the slowest fashion possible.
Greenville is basically perfect from a weather standpoint. Can get a little chilly in December and January but goes back to warm and sunny in February. If you’re from a colder climate you won’t find it difficult getting a tee time in the winter. If you’re worried about size though Greenville is pretty small for a city but has almost all the amenities of a much larger one. Also very close to Charlotte and Atlanta.
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I’d trade those cheap oil prices for reasonable rent in the North Loop any day of the week
You will never win this argument
People who speed up when you pass them in the right lane
Which one?
Existential crises. PGP.
The Clif Bar assessment is pretty (100%) spot on. However you missed the opportunity to touch on the transitions from late-teen stoner to college student to post grad cubicle warrior and the different reasons why they’re eaten in those life stages. Like in college it’s because you think you’re eating a healthy snack and at the cube farm it’s because all the joy in your life is slowly being sucked out by cheap fluorescent lighting and you don’t have time for a full lunch.
“Hey! Rock star parking!” *sees cart in middle of spot, doesn’t get out to move it and instead finds only other open spot practically in a different zip code*
I picture hell as a grocery store full of people who just careen in and out of different aisles without looking. Also groups of people that walk 2-3 wide in the slowest fashion possible.
More like a Gary Anderson
Greenville is basically perfect from a weather standpoint. Can get a little chilly in December and January but goes back to warm and sunny in February. If you’re from a colder climate you won’t find it difficult getting a tee time in the winter. If you’re worried about size though Greenville is pretty small for a city but has almost all the amenities of a much larger one. Also very close to Charlotte and Atlanta.
Mine: “His mom wanted grand kids so he ordered a wife from Russia”