As someone who is two months into 3L year, the whole “work you to death” part is still very much alive and well when you account for all the extracurriculars.
Considering I’m cheap and usually metro/walk unless I’m full-on Leo in Wolf of Wall Street after taking lemons, I’m slightly surprised mine is not lower.
Nobody who conducted this survey has ever been to Norfolk, VA because I’m almost positive it would have been an ethical violation of the United Surveyor’s Code to put it on the list if they had.
My high school hitting coach ruined life for me. Young guy, he got mouth cancer, had reconstructive surgery, looks totally normal – can’t even tell. No incentive to quit now. I know it’s not a good way to live life but it’s the choice I’ve made damnit.
I can only do this at my parent’s house because I can’t afford it on my own (obligatory PGP), but the best way to wipe is a combination of the methods:
1st wipe) toilet paper – back to front, front to back, doesn’t really matter because the first wipe is taking the majority of the shit.
2nd wipe) baby wipe – again, direction is irrelevant but this is where you are doing the deep cleaning if you will
3rd wipe) toilet paper again – nice drying moment and you are truly left with a clean bum.
Got to make sure not to use too much TP as to not clog the pipes obviously, but this method will leave you feeling fresh and ready to tackle the world again
“If I get rid of Netflix, what am I supposed watch for the three minutes before I drunkenly pass out after I get home from the bar” is the truest thing I’ve ever read.
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Parking a truck in NOVA or DC is the worst unless you are at some civilized place like the grocery store.
I like your ingenuity
Permits and licenses are an affront to a free society.
Sorry, feeling a bit on edge today.
Went hard on a Wednesday? You live to dangerously for me.
National Harbor? I hear it is supposed to be – as the kids are saying these days – *lit*.
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As someone who is two months into 3L year, the whole “work you to death” part is still very much alive and well when you account for all the extracurriculars.
Some of these “actually excited” comments are funny. This one is just sad.
It’s an attitude like that why your wife left you for a chef
*falls asleep, snores, needs uber driver to get out, walk around to rear passenger door to physically shake and wake me up*
“Oh, I definitely know a short cut around this traffic” *start us down route that takes twice as long and there is no way to turn around*
*drunk friend in uber I call at 3am decides to eat his orange chicken and rice with hands in guy’s backseat*
– my life over the past three weeks
Considering I’m cheap and usually metro/walk unless I’m full-on Leo in Wolf of Wall Street after taking lemons, I’m slightly surprised mine is not lower.
Nobody who conducted this survey has ever been to Norfolk, VA because I’m almost positive it would have been an ethical violation of the United Surveyor’s Code to put it on the list if they had.
My high school hitting coach ruined life for me. Young guy, he got mouth cancer, had reconstructive surgery, looks totally normal – can’t even tell. No incentive to quit now. I know it’s not a good way to live life but it’s the choice I’ve made damnit.
I can only do this at my parent’s house because I can’t afford it on my own (obligatory PGP), but the best way to wipe is a combination of the methods:
1st wipe) toilet paper – back to front, front to back, doesn’t really matter because the first wipe is taking the majority of the shit.
2nd wipe) baby wipe – again, direction is irrelevant but this is where you are doing the deep cleaning if you will
3rd wipe) toilet paper again – nice drying moment and you are truly left with a clean bum.
Got to make sure not to use too much TP as to not clog the pipes obviously, but this method will leave you feeling fresh and ready to tackle the world again
Judge Judy pulls in about $40M a year. Makes me slightly upset about some of my life “goals” and “decisions” to be quite frank.
Sounds more like a pre-puberty problem to me.
“If I get rid of Netflix, what am I supposed watch for the three minutes before I drunkenly pass out after I get home from the bar” is the truest thing I’ve ever read.
Got to love the Dads who coach 10 year old AAU teams and dress in full uniform and turfs like they are managing a MLB squad.