My boss hates his job so much he jokes about killing himself on the regular. PGP.

My coworkers were talking about their stock returns the other day and the only thing I was thinking about was how fast I shotgunned that beer after work Friday. PGP.

“Get in here! We’re drawing for Secret Santa!” PGP.

I met my bf because I’m a recruiter and he was my candidate. My company rejected him. He’s my date for the company holiday party this month. PGP.

“Thought I’d come in early to catch up on some stuff.” PGP.

75% of the work I do is formatting. I work in finance, not graphic design. PGP.

I have to fire someone three days before Thanksgiving. PGP.

Just watched John Duda Juul inside a restaurant. PGP.

I finally put in my 2 weeks notice. Making my transition plan is the most satisfying thing I’ve done at work in months. PGP.