Springsteen’s “Glory Days” becoming all too real. PGP.

Got $25 to P.F. Changs instead of a Christmas Bonus. I’ll take it. PGP.

My cube mate brought her sick child to work. PGP.

Had sex for the first time in over a year. Got an STD. PGP.

I only own two pairs of work pants that I rotate every other week. PGP.

I’m the only one my boss gave a passing compliment to in our staff meeting. Coworkers hate me now. PGP.

A girl I referred to as “Slumpbuster” in college is now really hot and lives in Hawaii. I am now fat and live with my parents. PGP.

Purposely ate a lunch that would make me just sick enough to leave work but not sick enough to not enjoy not working. PGP.

Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

Visited my college over the weekend. Blew my knee out running from the cops. PGP.