Justin Spieth is 21 and won 1.8 million by winning The Masters. I’m 24 and won 2 bucks on a scratch off. PGP.

6 wings and one beer turned into 30 wings and me blacking out at Wing Night. PGP

Specials are my drink of choice. PGP.

“You watch the game last night?” PGP

My coworkers still think it’s hilarious to do the “Yeeeppp” from Storage Wars. PGP.

I thought social work was a good idea. PGP.

“You are a sad, strange, little man.” PGP.

Giancarlo Stanton now makes 893 times my current salary. PGP.

Mom started charging me for laundry. PGP.

The new Rolaids look delicious. PGP.