Becoming an expert in the Office suite and Adobe suite has made me the most valuable person in my office and I’m not even exaggerating. I’d advise everyone to spend the days to truly learn these software suites.
I’d feel sorry that girls get the “wanna fuck?” message all the time, but then I don’t because girls match with literally anyone they want and never have to put the effort in to messaging first/setting up a date/etc.
Excellent column. I think I saw it in another column, but the best thing I did at work was get on a first name basis with the people working security at my plant. I even bring them donuts from time to time. they always cover my ass when I’m 15 minutes late and hungover as fuck.
It’s easy to forget what a luxury “doing what you desire” is and how much we take it for granted. Remember that the default human condition is abstract poverty and a daily struggle to survive. Be happy you get to sit in that cube, make money, and then go home to your hobbies.
Peanut Butter is $3.00 for like a gallon and is incredibly calorie dense. If you were on bare-bones survival, canned fruit and peanut butter sandwiches can get you through two weeks on $29.
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Tons of people don’t actually care about the event itself, they just want the insta likes and jealousy of their friends/followers.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, Todd P.
I feel your pain.
Becoming an expert in the Office suite and Adobe suite has made me the most valuable person in my office and I’m not even exaggerating. I’d advise everyone to spend the days to truly learn these software suites.
Or you get to work all weekend. Thank god for the 24/7/365 manufacturing model.
You can find pretty good deals on 2BR’s if you’re willing to look hard. I’ll pay the rent if you can cook.
Give her the ProTip of a lifetime: 4 squares of TP in the bowl before you start shitting. No more splashes.
I’d honestly be impressed with the transparency and forwardness if asked these questions. It’d be refreshing.
“I don’t do hookups” She does, in fact, do hook ups.
I’d feel sorry that girls get the “wanna fuck?” message all the time, but then I don’t because girls match with literally anyone they want and never have to put the effort in to messaging first/setting up a date/etc.
You forgot the part where you throw passive-aggressive remarks at your wife for not helping out as much with the housework.
Girls at a bachelorette party once asked me to buy them shots. The looks on their faces after they downed 151 was worth the $50 I spent on the shots.
Try to look away from a train-wreck. I dare you.
If you go to a feminist website, #1-5 would all be “manspreaders.” It’s both funny and insane.
“Always take the job over the girl.” – Jared Freid, life coach.
6. Schedule a meeting with a cool guy or gal from a different department at 3:00 for an hour. instead of meeting, both of you go to get drinks.
I go down on girls who can tell me the difference between fWAR and rWAR.
Excellent column. I think I saw it in another column, but the best thing I did at work was get on a first name basis with the people working security at my plant. I even bring them donuts from time to time. they always cover my ass when I’m 15 minutes late and hungover as fuck.
It’s easy to forget what a luxury “doing what you desire” is and how much we take it for granted. Remember that the default human condition is abstract poverty and a daily struggle to survive. Be happy you get to sit in that cube, make money, and then go home to your hobbies.
Peanut Butter is $3.00 for like a gallon and is incredibly calorie dense. If you were on bare-bones survival, canned fruit and peanut butter sandwiches can get you through two weeks on $29.