All my life I’ve just been looking for that special guy who “will literally date the first girl who comes along that doesn’t make him want to claw his eyes out.”
But we’re talking about first dates, not just going out and meeting a random. I’d like to think at least some of the guys I willfully make plans to go out on an actual date with would like to date me.
No, but I like going out in my neighborhood so I don’t have to worry about driving so my place is usually closer. Plus if it’s a grooming issue, it doesn’t matter if I’m home or away.
I should also say I judge the shit out of a guy if we hook up after a first date. It’s not fair at all, but I’m not going to want to date you after that. You’ve been put into the casual friend box.
I will do the opposite of both of these knowing even slutty-drunk me will not bring a new guy home to a messy situation. Gotta outsmart yourself sometimes.
I didn’t realize until this article that it’s not normal to spend 3-5 minutes picking a beer. Now I’m going to have a complex. That being said, my current go-to is Red Oak Amber, and I couldn’t be happier with it.
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This is sarcasm, you down-voting losers.
On a heater myself and my anxiety is through the roof, haha.
My whole company is redundant confirmation emails, and it drives me crazy.
All my life I’ve just been looking for that special guy who “will literally date the first girl who comes along that doesn’t make him want to claw his eyes out.”
Perfect!
Gotta go Augie or Gus instead, right?
I am in next time I’m in DC, but I might not be your type…
I think it might be. Every girls road trip to the beach I’ve ever gone on has started with a CFA stop. That diet lemonade tho.
Commenter you think you would most hang out with and commenter you think you would least hang out with?
For the commenters, writer you’d most/least want to hang out with?
I honestly really like the sheets at Target.
Go-to Friday afternoon office jams?
But then we’d get sucked into reddit for way longer than we spend our time here.
Marry Location, Fuck Sex, Kill Age.
And it’s comments like that that will make me constantly need your approval. Dammit.
Just remember that I’m always right, and we’ll get along just fine. 🙂
But we’re talking about first dates, not just going out and meeting a random. I’d like to think at least some of the guys I willfully make plans to go out on an actual date with would like to date me.
No, but I like going out in my neighborhood so I don’t have to worry about driving so my place is usually closer. Plus if it’s a grooming issue, it doesn’t matter if I’m home or away.
I should also say I judge the shit out of a guy if we hook up after a first date. It’s not fair at all, but I’m not going to want to date you after that. You’ve been put into the casual friend box.
I will do the opposite of both of these knowing even slutty-drunk me will not bring a new guy home to a messy situation. Gotta outsmart yourself sometimes.
I didn’t realize until this article that it’s not normal to spend 3-5 minutes picking a beer. Now I’m going to have a complex. That being said, my current go-to is Red Oak Amber, and I couldn’t be happier with it.
I’m so hungover right now that I can’t be anywhere near proud of this.