I’m so spoiled. With my core friend group, we just take turns paying knowing it all works out. We are all those people who don’t want to be a mooch so it’s never a hesitation for someone to put a card down.
That said, I’ve definitely gotten burned with other people now that I’m used to what we do. But I’m pretty good about only letting you burn me once.
You know Katie told that to Girl just to upset her and throw her off her MOH game. Finn is so whipped that Katie probably doesn’t care about the strippers but knew it would mindfuck Girl, especially after Halloween.
My parents did shots with my high school classmates on Bourbon Street when we were college freshmen the night before the Sugar Bowl. I used to find them insanely embarrassing but now I love how crazy they are.
My dad also called me the other day to give me the “You’re not getting any younger. Where are my grandkids?” talk. He dropped a “Since you’re not married, I know you’ve ‘never known a man’ like the Bible says,” and we both busted out laughing.
Like anything else, if she’s already sweet on you, she’ll think it’s confident, sexy and shows a definite interest (which will make her feel good about herself). If she’s not really attracted to you or regrets giving you her number, she’ll consider it creepy and overboard. Never fair, but them’s the rules.
I’ve honestly been thinking at what point do I decide to have a child alone (which is hard and I don’t really want to do). I still have a decent dating life, and I know that would shut it down. But I don’t want to wait too long. Scaries triggered.
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I’m so spoiled. With my core friend group, we just take turns paying knowing it all works out. We are all those people who don’t want to be a mooch so it’s never a hesitation for someone to put a card down.
That said, I’ve definitely gotten burned with other people now that I’m used to what we do. But I’m pretty good about only letting you burn me once.
I wonder what judges think when this guy goes to court.
The fact that Colorado is written in white also bothers me entirely too much.
I can probably make this happen!
Eh, this is the trade off for the timeline of “a girl who totally got laid last night” being so batshit crazy.
I’m a POS because I actually considered this for a minute. Who says sad singles don’t have holiday spirit?
Honest timeline of a girl who’s totally getting laid tonight.
3 pm – At work text to friend, “I think I want to for-real go out tonight.”
8 pm – Dinner and drinks with a girlfriend or two.
8:30 pm – Start texting guys to see what they’re “up to tonight.”
10 pm – “So I think Josh, Jon and Ben are going to meet us out.”
12:30 am – Girlfriend decides it’s time to Uber you both home.
12:45 am – Send “The Uber driver says a warm body is better than a cold shower.” text.
12:46 am – “What’s your address again?”
1:15 am – “The door’s open.”
You know Katie told that to Girl just to upset her and throw her off her MOH game. Finn is so whipped that Katie probably doesn’t care about the strippers but knew it would mindfuck Girl, especially after Halloween.
This is one of those things that you would eat as a tourist because you’re abroad and it’s exotic, but really it’s just a rat.
Might make “Live your truth, especially if it’s queso” my new Twitter bio.
Between this and the basic guy article, I think Thought Catalog has a picture of you posted up on their wall and think WWWD as they write.
Get one of those fake doorbells that they sell around Halloween that will shock the person who rings them.
My parents did shots with my high school classmates on Bourbon Street when we were college freshmen the night before the Sugar Bowl. I used to find them insanely embarrassing but now I love how crazy they are.
My dad also called me the other day to give me the “You’re not getting any younger. Where are my grandkids?” talk. He dropped a “Since you’re not married, I know you’ve ‘never known a man’ like the Bible says,” and we both busted out laughing.
Like anything else, if she’s already sweet on you, she’ll think it’s confident, sexy and shows a definite interest (which will make her feel good about herself). If she’s not really attracted to you or regrets giving you her number, she’ll consider it creepy and overboard. Never fair, but them’s the rules.
This is kind of a weird sup. But if you’re single, Catholic, 27-32 and not a douchebag, let’s go make a baby.
I’ve honestly been thinking at what point do I decide to have a child alone (which is hard and I don’t really want to do). I still have a decent dating life, and I know that would shut it down. But I don’t want to wait too long. Scaries triggered.
Most quoted movie of our generation: wedding crashers, mean girls or anchorman?
Can’t decide if I want Trip and Todd to talk about Girl or just not go there.
Get it, Spencer.