“If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with Hitler, bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”
Any time someone emails me with a question, it takes every ounce of my will power not to answer, “I have no fucking idea, dude.” PGP.
I’ve been actively picking my nose at my desk for twenty minutes. PGP.
She’s office hot. PGP.