The NFL is for morons and gambling degenerates who are too stupid to realize they are just being brainwashed with 3.5 hours of propaganda advertisements masquerading as patriotism
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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The NFL begs to differ
Is your co-worker Patrick Bateman?
That sucks considering inflation for 2017 was about 2%
The NFL is for morons and gambling degenerates who are too stupid to realize they are just being brainwashed with 3.5 hours of propaganda advertisements masquerading as patriotism
Unless you’ve slapped the bag while floating the San Marcos river, you just wouldnt get it
Your comments are annoying…. just saying what everyone is thinking
Ideal vacation length? If you have ask, you can’t afford it big guy
Strong… strong to quite strong
“How ’bout we get kicked out of an Applebee’s?” always seemed to work for me
Marry me
Rolling into work on a Chorizo burrito and coffee…? You sound like the kind of person who blows their mortgage on roulette in Lake Charles
I am a Texan and shiner is overrated. Someone had to say it.
“Long, loose, and full of juice”
I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Make a snide comment about “makers vs takers” when economy is boarding and you are sitting in first class
Fake news
Amberwood Fire candle is dope
Your buddy’s first mistake was forcing his then girlfriend to watch the 2014 Astros dumpster fire
Just an FYI, The box at the bottom of the article is for comments, not your English Lit essay
Got asked to leave applebees when I was on a swipe-app date. $1 beers and $1 Jell-O shots, that’s all you need to know.