Honorary mention: the guy who gets on the golf gourse solely to get shit hammered. When you’re drinking bourbon out of a sports bottle between swings, time to find a new hobby.
Drank about 9 10% ABV IPA’s at a microbrewery in Virginia a while back and that’s probably top 10 drunkest I’ve been in years. Hit me like a ton of bricks.
I made sub-par grades at a sub-par law school – passed the bar on the 1st try and have gainful employment. It can be done. She probably just sucks as a human. And if she thinks she couldn’t get a job before… Wait until future potential employers get a hold of this.
No cargos, no sandals, no graphic tees, stick with 2 button jackets, have suits tailored, match belt with shoes, don’t tuck a tee shirt, keep shorts above the knee, and buy clothes that fit. That should do.
There’s a difference between looking professional and being some male fashion guru. I’d rather just look the former.
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Very rarely does something speak so directly to my soul.
I have a mini putting green in my office and have informed my assistants that they have to sink a putt before they can talk to me.
I’m still waiting to meet the “horny slut who wants to Fuck” who apparently lives 3 miles from me. She always wants to chat when I watch porn.
Actual cure: time machine back to when you were 20 because this shit ain’t going anywhere. This is life now, folks. Nut up.
Honorary mention: the guy who gets on the golf gourse solely to get shit hammered. When you’re drinking bourbon out of a sports bottle between swings, time to find a new hobby.
Drank about 9 10% ABV IPA’s at a microbrewery in Virginia a while back and that’s probably top 10 drunkest I’ve been in years. Hit me like a ton of bricks.
“Triple bogey is our limit today, right?”
Had a girl recently tell me she makes guys go with her to the clinic for testing before intercourse. Now I’m trying out this whole #ghosting thing.
I miss the days when you didn’t have to be a computer programmer in order to send a dick pic.
Always knew I had one out there somewhere.
I live in Charleston and couldn’t agree more.
I made sub-par grades at a sub-par law school – passed the bar on the 1st try and have gainful employment. It can be done. She probably just sucks as a human. And if she thinks she couldn’t get a job before… Wait until future potential employers get a hold of this.
My dad’s Facebook feed is one long stream of photoshopped Hillary Clinton as Hitler memes and pro-Trump link shares. Maybe ill just delete Facebook.
I’ve never drank more in life than in law school. Came away with several of my closest friends. Coincidence? I think not.
No cargos, no sandals, no graphic tees, stick with 2 button jackets, have suits tailored, match belt with shoes, don’t tuck a tee shirt, keep shorts above the knee, and buy clothes that fit. That should do.
There’s a difference between looking professional and being some male fashion guru. I’d rather just look the former.
Cocaine, guidos, and English as a second language… now that’s a millennial paradise.
Hell, you can dress like you’re going to a horse race every day here in Charleston and you just blend right in.
My money says the reason he isn’t going to play football is because he’s 6’6″, 200***, aka, one big hit away from being broken clean in half.
The California rolls there must be fire.
The PGA is just trying to return us to the 1950’s with such a regressive hair policy. #FlowShaming #HairEquality #YesAllHair