Being jealous of the potential Ebola patients who are quarantined at home for 21 days. PGP.

Getting asked by every fucking friend and family member if you know Jake upon accepting a job with State Farm. PGP.

I spend more time researching Ebola than doing my job. PGP.

College drama doesn’t have shit on office politics. PGP.

Forgetting the proper way to do something when the regulating agency is in the building because you’ve been cutting corners for so long. PGP.

Having to thank people who were incredibly rude to you. PGP.

I actually enjoy reading. PGP.