heynurse

Technically a nurse but please feel free to call me your waitress, maid, housekeeper, poop wiper, drug dealer, punching bag...whatever your needy little heart desires.

Member Since 08/05/2014

Being jealous of the potential Ebola patients who are quarantined at home for 21 days. PGP.

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Getting asked by every fucking friend and family member if you know Jake upon accepting a job with State Farm. PGP.

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I spend more time researching Ebola than doing my job. PGP.

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College drama doesn’t have shit on office politics. PGP.

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Forgetting the proper way to do something when the regulating agency is in the building because you’ve been cutting corners for so long. PGP.

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Having to thank people who were incredibly rude to you. PGP.

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I actually enjoy reading. PGP.

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