Just get a dog and start treating it like a child and bringing it everywhere too. Not one of those little prissy things though. Get a Rottweiler or something badass and constantly steer the conversation back to what Rex learned in obedience training last week and how many shits he took on the lawn
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Dude needs a good solid kick to the yam bag
Best of recap, or an article promoting your own tweets?
You would like Nickelback.
Speaking from experience?
So.. is your grandma single? Asking for a friend
Sup?
Just get a dog and start treating it like a child and bringing it everywhere too. Not one of those little prissy things though. Get a Rottweiler or something badass and constantly steer the conversation back to what Rex learned in obedience training last week and how many shits he took on the lawn
I call it like I see it, but thanks for checking up
The thirst is real with this one
Yeah, you are
….You sound like someone who thinks she’s more fun than she actually is. Confirmed by this poor sap having to sneak a drink in with the bartender
Been there bro. This girl with a unibrow keeps showing up at my grandparents house looking for me