New year, new health insurance deductibles

Coffee scented urine.

Banging the crazy ex while at home for the holidays. PGP.

On on a first-name basis with my pharmacist. PGP.

Going from “it’s not alcoholism until you graduate” to “it’s not alcoholism until you’re married.” PGP.

The awkward “let’s tell people we met at a bar” talk with your Tinder hook up. PGP.

You just keep trying to convince yourself that Tinder isn’t online dating. PGP.

When it comes to Tums, it’s go bulk or go home. PGP.

We got new coffee. They have somehow found coffee that is even worse than our old stuff. PGP.

$35k is a fancy way of saying “I live paycheck-to-paycheck.” PGP.