Dear David, I write my 100 words to you from the comfort of my recently acquired third home, the handicapped stall in the building where everyone that was laid off last week used to work. It is in this very location that I hope to write the Pulitzer Prize caliber content you desire to elevate the Grandex brand, if you will have me. If given the opportunity, I will not disappoint you, or my other PGP masters. I only have one demand in exchange for my undying dedication and service to PGP, and more importantly to PGP’s loyal readership, #firejaytas.
Oh fuck you. It was akin to swaping the male talent in a porno, girl is still there what do you care? Just in this case it the metaphorical girl was tits and gore. Sucks what happened in real life though.
Barry White? Christ. When will people learn that Van Morrison is the ticket to slide into party cove, just skip the first song. 2-10 on Spotify gives you 37 minutes.
The single employee (owner) desires more time to jerk off and thus needs to hire someone, but didn’t have the money to do so before the tax break. Now, the owner gets to jerk off, and someone gets a job. Simple.
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Don’t talk about my future wife that way.
Like a modern day star spangled banner over Ft. McHenry, their relationship status over Facebook does yet wave.
Did you missed my kickstarter to bring back reading rainbow? https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/readingrainbow/bring-reading-rainbow-back-for-every-child-everywh
Because that worked out so well for Mitt, right?
Vote Jeb in for the dynasty. Democrat heads will explode, totally worth it.
Wow. I’ve never been more jealous of all those people out there who can’t read good, they really saved themselves with this one.
So when’s the 3rd grade field trip to the science museum?
I won’t get into the science of it, but if you saw white and gold it means you’re bat shit crazy. See above column as supporting evidence.
My credit card balance is greater than my student loans. Dead last.
Rule #1, report it stolen. Rules #2, tell no one.
Indeed, these materialistic comforts matter not if I can rest easy tonight knowing no one will have to suffer through another Jay Tas submission.
Dear David, I write my 100 words to you from the comfort of my recently acquired third home, the handicapped stall in the building where everyone that was laid off last week used to work. It is in this very location that I hope to write the Pulitzer Prize caliber content you desire to elevate the Grandex brand, if you will have me. If given the opportunity, I will not disappoint you, or my other PGP masters. I only have one demand in exchange for my undying dedication and service to PGP, and more importantly to PGP’s loyal readership, #firejaytas.
What I’m gathering from this is: HGTV puts you in the mood.
Noted.
Oh fuck you. It was akin to swaping the male talent in a porno, girl is still there what do you care? Just in this case it the metaphorical girl was tits and gore. Sucks what happened in real life though.
You’d think he’d be good at dealing with disaster as the leader of the Bears offense this year.
Barry White? Christ. When will people learn that Van Morrison is the ticket to slide into party cove, just skip the first song. 2-10 on Spotify gives you 37 minutes.
The single employee (owner) desires more time to jerk off and thus needs to hire someone, but didn’t have the money to do so before the tax break. Now, the owner gets to jerk off, and someone gets a job. Simple.
It was if you didn’t have any money in the market and then invested everything you could.
A free trip is a free trip. Let him dig his own credit card grave.
Duel. Only solution.