Old Strait on the stereo, ballgame on the TV, meat marinating in the fridge, and a Mexican beer with lime in a salted pint glass… it’s 3:30pm on a Tuesday. Why wait until the weekend?
It’s a phone that’s the size of a planet. I could drive over to the Apple store to buy one if I was so inclined, like everyone else here. Millions of people have them, hell, I see the homeless sporting iPhones and iPads all the time. Funny for Todd’s girlfriend to look at a $300 phone as a status symbol, but Will, common, you’re better than that.
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Real life plot twists can’t break physics, this isn’t Hollywood.
3.7% vs 3.8% of all housing units, got us there.
http://www.census.gov/compendia/statab/2012/ranks/rank38.html
Kendra, you’re out. We’re going to give this white girl a try, for now.
Minnesota. Real drinkers live across the river to the east.
If a guy says, “STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME” do you keep texting him anyways, just like you keep writing these columns?
Old Strait on the stereo, ballgame on the TV, meat marinating in the fridge, and a Mexican beer with lime in a salted pint glass… it’s 3:30pm on a Tuesday. Why wait until the weekend?
Kendra has an iPhone.
Blue texts are for those who are technology challenged.
I think he called highschool me an asshole.
Right up until the ball hit the ground. Cowboys will never rise again.
Magic Bullet is useless for making margaritas, Vitamix all the way.
I know true love when I see it Will, don’t ever let her go (until the 7 comes out).
It’s a phone that’s the size of a planet. I could drive over to the Apple store to buy one if I was so inclined, like everyone else here. Millions of people have them, hell, I see the homeless sporting iPhones and iPads all the time. Funny for Todd’s girlfriend to look at a $300 phone as a status symbol, but Will, common, you’re better than that.
So, what’s the big deal with the iPhone 6 Plus? You seem to like it far too much.
Moral of the story is don’t get married, right?
Maybe your virgin friend is waiting, just for you, JayTas. Opportunities like that don’t come along often after college.
Just be glad they aren’t the ones from her thought catalog.
Please never leave LA.
You, specifically, are still fresh out of college, you were there for a decade.
Is that a guy setting his children free in the hot tub?