“I could only afford one new designer bikini before my new boyfriend takes me island hopping for the next month on a multi-million dollar yacht. I hope it’s ok that I put 5 on your credit card, was only like $827. Love you pops!”
tayl0rd0ugherty#TBT to when I took this picture because it was my dream truck. Exactly two months after this, my parents surprised me with it on my 16th birthday
A $70,000 F-350 Super Duty. Now she’s poor. Come again? That’s called having “fuck you money” where I’m from.
What the actual fuck? Your Instagram is already full of shit I couldn’t afford, let alone have to time to do, or see anyone else (partners included) in my office with big law salaries doing. Humble brag to the max. What I afford are fireball shots and drive-thru though…
Where do you think she met that boyfriend? Not all girls at the wine bar are single, but the ones who are want a boyfriend. Bad — It’s why they’re drinking wine.
Well, it’s convenient out in the country. Not that the police would give a fuck out there, but if you slept with the sheriff’s wife or daughter, maybe he’d put you in the clink.
The looking for attention open carry folks are the worst. I try to just build/purchase one a year now around Thanksgiving that I’ll never get rid of, trying to finalize this years next week. Wasn’t very good with that plan last year though… ended up with 5 1/2, although one was a graduation present and another I had ordered almost two years prior.
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“I could only afford one new designer bikini before my new boyfriend takes me island hopping for the next month on a multi-million dollar yacht. I hope it’s ok that I put 5 on your credit card, was only like $827. Love you pops!”
tayl0rd0ugherty#TBT to when I took this picture because it was my dream truck. Exactly two months after this, my parents surprised me with it on my 16th birthday
A $70,000 F-350 Super Duty. Now she’s poor. Come again? That’s called having “fuck you money” where I’m from.
What the actual fuck? Your Instagram is already full of shit I couldn’t afford, let alone have to time to do, or see anyone else (partners included) in my office with big law salaries doing. Humble brag to the max. What I afford are fireball shots and drive-thru though…
Could care less what you think.
Time to transfer.
All of those things are irrelevant if I have zero plans to call them back.
It only take $106,500 to break into the 1%, still poor by today’s standards.
Where do you think she met that boyfriend? Not all girls at the wine bar are single, but the ones who are want a boyfriend. Bad — It’s why they’re drinking wine.
and have sex with a guy named Randy… so, yeah.
Jesus only walked on water, Aaron Rodgers does everything on — and off — the field. Olivia Munn anyone? Yeah…
Well, it’s convenient out in the country. Not that the police would give a fuck out there, but if you slept with the sheriff’s wife or daughter, maybe he’d put you in the clink.
*Graduation present for a family member and ROTC grad this year (not for me). Although I did get a matching one for myself, because why the hell not?
The looking for attention open carry folks are the worst. I try to just build/purchase one a year now around Thanksgiving that I’ll never get rid of, trying to finalize this years next week. Wasn’t very good with that plan last year though… ended up with 5 1/2, although one was a graduation present and another I had ordered almost two years prior.
Sad to say, it’s not for a professional.
I bet Todd’s dad has a “if it flies it dies” bumper sticker on a Yukon Denali and frequently imagines people as geese.
Let us help you help us: just stop.
Invest in the vest to put off the best vibes.
Say what you want about basic bros Will, but leave Jeep Wranglers out of it. Low blow man.
7. “What’s your number?” Shaming.
What’s the big deal, you love making long, depressing lists.
She has to start looking for a new dog?