You missed the tweet where she said “Drill Baby, Drill” that caused even the most staunchest of Bernie bros to dream of laying pipe in South Dakotan native territory.
None. But I asked a girl who was fluent in sarcasm whether (hypothetically speaking) we would be more likely to have a successful relationship if I didn’t talk about my wife and kids on our planned date that evening. Then she blocked me.
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Demographics were not in his favor for a large turnout anyways and exaggeration to straight lying shouldn’t be a shocker at this point either.
Yeah, I’m sure he was really upset watching protests from the Oval Office.
Guns and coffee don’t mix.
Funny, because it seems that tons of poor people have iPhones in an attempt to not look poor, it’s their most prized possession.
Hitting up the local food pantry in Austin for canned Bacon.
Where Dem Boys’ fans at? Highway not railroad tracks if you’re going to be serious about it.
Take one for the team and stay plump so the bride looks the best.
Going to the 18 and over club dressed as a sock puppet?
Dino shaped nuggets dipped in BBQ sauce mixed with Frank’s Red Hot.
Don’t be jealous.
And coupons for pants at mens outfitters.
She works for Glenn Beck, 100% chance I would also say crazy shit online for what she gets paid.
You missed the tweet where she said “Drill Baby, Drill” that caused even the most staunchest of Bernie bros to dream of laying pipe in South Dakotan native territory.
Not to mention you’d watch those movies/TV shows anyways.
I’d probably turn my old Cherokee into a truggy to compensate, so it wouldn’t be that much different other than the XJ is an auto.
My gif didn’t work, so much for first impressions.
This just gave me major anxiety about selling my Wrangler, now I feel like in need to keep it. Too many memories.
Booze, football, and cleaning guns.
None. But I asked a girl who was fluent in sarcasm whether (hypothetically speaking) we would be more likely to have a successful relationship if I didn’t talk about my wife and kids on our planned date that evening. Then she blocked me.
Doubt we’ll ever see a re-release of the column Will posted and then disappeared because of some Jezebel heat.