HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 9 Mistakes You Will Inevitably Make During Your 20s Regardless, it’s still $100,000. -8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on The 27 Worst Things A Girl Can Do On The First Date Half is generous. You forgot recruiters though. -21 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on The 27 Worst Things A Girl Can Do On The First Date Power through. 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on Ladies, It’s Time To Talk Size I’ve been told by numerous parties that, in addition to the “salary rule” if you spend less on the diamond than your car, you don’t love her. I now drive a beater, just in case. 29 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 27 Things You'll See In Every 20-Something Guy's Tinder Profile Tigers Machu Picchu Skydiving 20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on Perils You'll Encounter When Dating In Your 20s “Universally-accepted good taste in music” and Coachella don’t mix. 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 20 Ways Life After College Didn't Change Much There is no way to find a smart, successful, 6’2″ tall, dark and handsome if I can’t hang out where he does. I don’t know where you are, but I’m in my office — yeah, my own, with a door — is it a date? -16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on Why Being 23 And Single Is Actually Awesome Considering you’re a girl, and half your list is about getting laid, I’d say you set a pretty low bar. 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 7 Reasons Why Women Date Assholes Likes Star Wars and college basketball. Republican. Definite keeper. 20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on The Reality Of Graduating With An English Degree Wow, you gave him an easy pass. I, however, will nitpick because he is an English major and they like to talk down to us plebeians: https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=alluded+to+before%2C+alluded+to+it+before&year_start=1800&year_end=2000&corpus=15&smoothing=3&share=&direct_url=t1%3B%2Calluded%20to%20before%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Calluded%20to%20it%20before%3B%2Cc0 Consensus is that English wizards don’t use the cringe worthy “alluded to it before.” 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 5 Songs Drunk Undergrads Ruined For Me Drunk girls can’t help themselves… -17 Log in to reply or vote on comments
HappyAndHomeless 11 years ago on 5 Songs Drunk Undergrads Ruined For Me Rodeo. Nough’ said. 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Regardless, it’s still $100,000.
Half is generous. You forgot recruiters though.
Power through.
Even saw blades?
I’ve been told by numerous parties that, in addition to the “salary rule” if you spend less on the diamond than your car, you don’t love her. I now drive a beater, just in case.
Tigers
Machu Picchu
Skydiving
“Universally-accepted good taste in music” and Coachella don’t mix.
What the flying fuck? I never puked until HS sports, this is seriously F’d.
Author, you are a closet hipster; your witchcraft will not work on me.
Sorry, I can’t hear you from the bitter barn over Will Smith’s Greatest Hits while throwing down on my mini basketball hoop.
There is no way to find a smart, successful, 6’2″ tall, dark and handsome if I can’t hang out where he does.
I don’t know where you are, but I’m in my office — yeah, my own, with a door — is it a date?
Considering you’re a girl, and half your list is about getting laid, I’d say you set a pretty low bar.
“planning my wedding is so stressful” #humblebrag
Even better.
Likes Star Wars and college basketball. Republican. Definite keeper.
God help me, I can’t wait to be 35.
Wow, you gave him an easy pass. I, however, will nitpick because he is an English major and they like to talk down to us plebeians: https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=alluded+to+before%2C+alluded+to+it+before&year_start=1800&year_end=2000&corpus=15&smoothing=3&share=&direct_url=t1%3B%2Calluded%20to%20before%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Calluded%20to%20it%20before%3B%2Cc0
Consensus is that English wizards don’t use the cringe worthy “alluded to it before.”
Drunk girls can’t help themselves…
Rodeo. Nough’ said.