Also, relentlessly mock what other people put in their profiles, for example, I would message the shit out of anyone with this opening:
“Hey, I’m Jared and I hate my parents and friends (I hope you do too). On weekends, I never go out. If I’m at home, I’m sitting on a folding chair (no couches please) while wearing really hard jeans. Also, traveling is the worst (I hate seeing new things) and there’s nothing worse than a puppy. So, message me if you plan on bringing da drama!”
It’s real. I checked the USPTO portal for registered patent attorneys and you can find their applications. You can also find them through the assignment database under the people’s names listed as the company founders in the video.
It took the coordinator of Purdue’s cyber forensics law enforcement program Eric Katz under three minutes to unearth deleted text messages from a phone that was reset.
Uh yeah, you just type in your icloud password numb-nuts. But really, unless the data is written over typically only a pointer to the file is deleted.
You don’t need 70k+ to pay rent, but you would have to make over 100k before tax to clear what bushman did.
Seriously though, have fun in that shit hole of a city and paying out the ass to rent a shitty place that will fall on your head in the next earthquake.
Some homeless people make more than you and don’t pay taxes. For example, by hiding behind a bush and scaring Asian tourists. That sounds fun and nets a solid 70k a year, half of which is spend on drugs (also fun). The rest goes in a coffee and the remainder of my time I spend watching porn at the public library and commenting here, the former being lots of fun and the latter being slightly tragic.
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My his and her range rovers offer still stands, but in Fuji White only.
Also, relentlessly mock what other people put in their profiles, for example, I would message the shit out of anyone with this opening:
“Hey, I’m Jared and I hate my parents and friends (I hope you do too). On weekends, I never go out. If I’m at home, I’m sitting on a folding chair (no couches please) while wearing really hard jeans. Also, traveling is the worst (I hate seeing new things) and there’s nothing worse than a puppy. So, message me if you plan on bringing da drama!”
I’d like to revise my Poli Sci 101 response to “Which president would you be and why?” to:
Putin, because I would also like Obama brand TP.
There was also the fact that it just simply looked faker than the Quidditch scene in the first harry potter.
“Practicing” Catholics that miss the entire point of their own traditions should just quit.
I wouldn’t go that far…
Bet she baby talks to it too. FYI, I would keep a jury hung if you choose to off the dog.
It’s real. I checked the USPTO portal for registered patent attorneys and you can find their applications. You can also find them through the assignment database under the people’s names listed as the company founders in the video.
Registrant Name: Whois Agent
Registrant Organization: Whois Privacy Protection Service, Inc.
/Makes jerkoff motion in direction of nearest advertising company. Tell me what you’re selling.
One and done for me, plenty of cheerleaders and bootleg signings to keep things interesting.
You forgot small dogs.
Eh, I’m going to stand by my decision to watch college hoops instead.
It took the coordinator of Purdue’s cyber forensics law enforcement program Eric Katz under three minutes to unearth deleted text messages from a phone that was reset.
Uh yeah, you just type in your icloud password numb-nuts. But really, unless the data is written over typically only a pointer to the file is deleted.
Lost had an excessive amount of shitty episodes.
I don’t get how any 12 of shit beer is even listed here. 36’s are $20 at Costco, 3 times the beer for only twice the cost.
Better BBQ.
Generally hating where you live and the vast majority of the populous where you live tends to do the trick.
You don’t need 70k+ to pay rent, but you would have to make over 100k before tax to clear what bushman did.
Seriously though, have fun in that shit hole of a city and paying out the ass to rent a shitty place that will fall on your head in the next earthquake.
Some homeless people make more than you and don’t pay taxes. For example, by hiding behind a bush and scaring Asian tourists. That sounds fun and nets a solid 70k a year, half of which is spend on drugs (also fun). The rest goes in a coffee and the remainder of my time I spend watching porn at the public library and commenting here, the former being lots of fun and the latter being slightly tragic.
That’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard.