Can we qualify this with the fact they have to be decently attractive? I swear to god this one whale has my number in this town (it’s small, very small) and ALWAYS finds me when I go out and she’s always too shitfaced to get a hint.
I swiped right during stops on a road trip through Georgia and the Carolinas. The results just made me depressed in a “I need to move there now” sort of way.
It’s quite bullshit. They are taking advantage of minute changes occurring over as little as fractions of a second with no intent of actual investment. While extraordinarily interesting and impressive at an analytical and mathematical level, it really provides no benefit and only detriment as frequency increases.
Uhm, yeah… Who the hell shares money when dating? If you can afford yourself, just buy it. If you’re doing something together and your SO is a broke sack, well they wouldn’t be there without your bankroll so by default that shit is on you.
LOL at my girlfriend telling me how to spend my money.
[the Kid is handcuffed to a car that’s about to explode]
Max: The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It’d take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you’re lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go.
$2,000 on a Vegas weekend? Holy hell.
Flight for two $120-$200 (from anywhere on the west coast…if you’re on the east coast and going to Vegas you’re an idiot)
Two Nights at the Vdara $180-$280 + $40 tip for a room upgrade
Four meals for two $200-300
Back and forth taxi to/from airport $40
Liquor store pit stop $60
That leaves you with about $1,200… wtf are you possibly wasting it on in two days when you’re there with a girlfriend?
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Probably was Charlottesville. Women and direction you know.
How much was that cab ride? Much more than a hotel I’m guessing. Don’t worry, I’ve fucked the pooch before on that one too.
Can we qualify this with the fact they have to be decently attractive? I swear to god this one whale has my number in this town (it’s small, very small) and ALWAYS finds me when I go out and she’s always too shitfaced to get a hint.
One memorable situation ensued though: I had two beers at the bar. She thought she was being cute by walking up and swiping one. Quite the surprise she got. REK can explain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK2WEPdbmUc&feature=youtu.be&t=1m55s
I swiped right during stops on a road trip through Georgia and the Carolinas. The results just made me depressed in a “I need to move there now” sort of way.
It’s quite bullshit. They are taking advantage of minute changes occurring over as little as fractions of a second with no intent of actual investment. While extraordinarily interesting and impressive at an analytical and mathematical level, it really provides no benefit and only detriment as frequency increases.
I feel so good about this I can taste it.
6. Copenhagen
Uhm, yeah… Who the hell shares money when dating? If you can afford yourself, just buy it. If you’re doing something together and your SO is a broke sack, well they wouldn’t be there without your bankroll so by default that shit is on you.
LOL at my girlfriend telling me how to spend my money.
I thought you deserved one too. This show was worse than Lost.
What if they’re rich? Gotta lock it down.
Good to see the bar category holding it down, there’s hope yet.
$85 seems totally worth it to me.
Chipotle has been running that burrito and Tabasco sauce in a paper bag to-go deal since freshman year, never gets old.
On sacrifices (Mad Max):
[the Kid is handcuffed to a car that’s about to explode]
Max: The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It’d take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you’re lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go.
The absence of protection makes mediocre sex worthwhile.
Totes.
$2,000 on a Vegas weekend? Holy hell.
Flight for two $120-$200 (from anywhere on the west coast…if you’re on the east coast and going to Vegas you’re an idiot)
Two Nights at the Vdara $180-$280 + $40 tip for a room upgrade
Four meals for two $200-300
Back and forth taxi to/from airport $40
Liquor store pit stop $60
That leaves you with about $1,200… wtf are you possibly wasting it on in two days when you’re there with a girlfriend?
Brewers: Their fans. I’d be drunk all the time, too, if my team had never won a World Series.
Baseball in Wisconsin is just a placeholder for attention until Football starts.