Pretty sure everyone in the world knows who Grayson Allen is, and for you write “Duke Basketball Player” in the title just shows you only watch sports when your friends do, or not at all for that matter.
Can’t wait for the “Favorite Master’s Golfer” article you’re about to write.
Almost positive the reason you blogged about this garbage is to A) get attention B) show that what you wrote about is justified C) Copy and paste a text message from someone who isn’t your girlfriend to have the appearance she doesn’t care.
“I’ll make a statement if needed.” What the fuck is that about?
We know you don’t watch golf unless your friends do. And besides, the solo leader at Bay Hill in the morning of the first round before the afternoon wave goes off isn’t something to beat off to, Johnny Boy.
Duda actually reminds me of my buddies wife – she works from home and constantly posts stuff just to get the 1 reply, criticizes you for eating avocado on a sandwich but then does it herself because she doesn’t want to feel left out, brags/lies about what she does to get attention, oh and most importantly, she sucks. Sound familiar?
@DietDew I guess when you’re friend-less and dick-less in the outside world, you need attention somehow. Also, I’m willing to dig into my own pockets to cover your co-pay for some sort of therapy.
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When I read this I can’t help but think this guy actually looks like you, Nick.
TGDAG: Joint Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties (Kentucky Derby)
You’re an idiot.
Shit is going to be catastrophic. Can’t fucking wait.
Why is this even a conversation? If you use Nesquik Powder you’re a sociopath or probably jerk off in public.
Wait, Duda?
This is definitely not how Toddy saw his life going, hes’ definitely jumping ship.
The Chronicles of Todd:….Master’s Weekend?
Athleisure on the golf course = Johnny Duda. Trash = trash.
Best piece of advice I’ve ever heard in my life: replay the last round of golf you played, shot for shot. Unless you’re on in two then you’re fucked.
DAMN. I was hoping for Derby Claire.
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Pretty sure everyone in the world knows who Grayson Allen is, and for you write “Duke Basketball Player” in the title just shows you only watch sports when your friends do, or not at all for that matter.
Can’t wait for the “Favorite Master’s Golfer” article you’re about to write.
Gold Jerry! Gold!!
This is coming from a guy who probably brags about having mileage points.
Almost positive the reason you blogged about this garbage is to A) get attention B) show that what you wrote about is justified C) Copy and paste a text message from someone who isn’t your girlfriend to have the appearance she doesn’t care.
“I’ll make a statement if needed.” What the fuck is that about?
We know you don’t watch golf unless your friends do. And besides, the solo leader at Bay Hill in the morning of the first round before the afternoon wave goes off isn’t something to beat off to, Johnny Boy.
The Chronicles of Todd: Engagement Weight
Fire. Pretty sure if Duda was there it would’ve sucked.
Duda actually reminds me of my buddies wife – she works from home and constantly posts stuff just to get the 1 reply, criticizes you for eating avocado on a sandwich but then does it herself because she doesn’t want to feel left out, brags/lies about what she does to get attention, oh and most importantly, she sucks. Sound familiar?
@DietDew I guess when you’re friend-less and dick-less in the outside world, you need attention somehow. Also, I’m willing to dig into my own pockets to cover your co-pay for some sort of therapy.
The one time a year Duda watches golf. Such a putz.