Switch your IPhone emails to “Pull” instead of “Push”. That way, you check in if you know if something important is on the horizon, but if not, it can wait until Monday / the next day.
Sounds like the Louie CK joke about the Skinny guy. “They just show up with a big Adam’s apple and a smelly t-shirt, “hey, I am here for the easy pussy for the rest of my life, so where do I – oh, everywhere, okay cool”.”
To be fair, if dudes used this BFF feature, every single one would include the words, golf, college football, whiskey, with a strong majority speaking about one more typically southern outdoor activity.
The fact that I was overwhelmingly compelled to complain that in order to find the “healthy body fat percentage” number I had to click two separate links, tells me I’m probably not in this healthy elite class.
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Everyone knows the must have screen caps were “Toxic” by Britney and “Diiirty” by X-Tina
BBQ chicken strip sandwich at Whataburger. And spicy ketchup with the fries
Oceans 11 of dating apps
The hero we deserve
Jack, the stereotypical wedge buster, he isn’t making many tackles, but he makes it that much easier for his teammates
“naturally bad at running”…..aka lazy and don’t enjoy running…
Switch your IPhone emails to “Pull” instead of “Push”. That way, you check in if you know if something important is on the horizon, but if not, it can wait until Monday / the next day.
Sounds like the Louie CK joke about the Skinny guy. “They just show up with a big Adam’s apple and a smelly t-shirt, “hey, I am here for the easy pussy for the rest of my life, so where do I – oh, everywhere, okay cool”.”
TChristianM
“a stern “cut it the fuck out,” in the same tone of voice you’d use when your dog gets too rowdy late at night and you’re trying to chill.”
choked on my coffee with this one…nice
To be fair, if dudes used this BFF feature, every single one would include the words, golf, college football, whiskey, with a strong majority speaking about one more typically southern outdoor activity.
Leaving without eating some tots, rookie mistake
Baby Boomers want to ask lots of questions about their electronics
When your Alma Mater finally has a top 25 team, and they discontinue the NCAA Games – PGP
Maybe not friendship groups, but when going out, 3 deep is the best is gets.
better get in Vanilla Ice goes Amish while you can folks
Co-sign on Award Tour
3 Full Days / Nights in Dallas and about $8000 later, I am a happy and hungover clam
The fact that I was overwhelmingly compelled to complain that in order to find the “healthy body fat percentage” number I had to click two separate links, tells me I’m probably not in this healthy elite class.
O’Toole is a pretty fitting name for a douche who takes away everything nice in the cafeteria