Nah, get another degree and go into debt. It’s a helluva lot easier than reality. Besides, you’ve been doing school for the past 20+ years, why stop now? You just started getting good at it too.
“What do you do with a B.A. in (insert liberal art here)? What is my life going to be? Four years of college and plenty of knowledge have earned me this useless degree” (Avenue Q).
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Dallas being superior because Austin is a sell out city? Crow calling the raven black, Surfbreak “brah.” Typical Dallas; the A&M of cities.
H-town is only option here.
Pretty fair. The pretentiousness can also be there too depending on where you live.
Nah, get another degree and go into debt. It’s a helluva lot easier than reality. Besides, you’ve been doing school for the past 20+ years, why stop now? You just started getting good at it too.
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Hermione Granger?
Sounds fantastic. I’m sold.
No.
The OG Miller Lite cans make me feel like I’m in the 80s/90s. ‘Merica.
Waitress or waiter, boss?
Agreed. Law, Business, Grad, or Med schools. They’re all socially similar to each other yet very different from undergrad.
“You’re not interested in sex?”
“You mean, coitus?”
Do less.
“What do you do with a B.A. in (insert liberal art here)? What is my life going to be? Four years of college and plenty of knowledge have earned me this useless degree” (Avenue Q).
Really ‘Johnny On The Spot’ nearly every column now aren’t we?
I miss drugs.
“You never once paid for drugs. NOT ONCE.”
gross.
“Leave Phil Robertson alone!”
It’s for “all intents and purposes,” jackass.