Sounds like a huge opportunity to be one of the few whose company needs them more than they need the company. Kill it for the next few months and then rake in the cash. Really pimp out the home office.
Agreed. The movies don’t have any actually plausible storylines any more but they are full of cool cars doing cool shit, action, pretty ladies, and explosions. Its a great way to burn 90-120 minutes and just let your brain descend into mush and relax.
I’m on PTO all week in my hometown at my parents house. I was awoken with a list of chores at 8am. I haven’t lived here in 3 years. I really wish I had to go into work this week because I will get scolded for drinking beer and watching tv/movies all week.
Hope you haven’t slept in your bed at home yet. Also wash your clothes and dry on high. I hope nothing was cotton because you might as well throw that out.
I’ve told many people about this show and tell them to start with The National Anthem. I think this episode is so outlandish to some people that it moves their boundary of absurd and allows them to see the rest of the episodes as entirely plausible in one form or fashion in the not so distant future (or not so distant past for a few others. The one that got me the most was the last one, Hated in the Nation. With the rise in troll twitter accounts, the internet banding together for Boaty McBoatface, and Amazon waiting for society to accept drone technology in a non-military application, I really think something like that episode is possible.
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Step it up by wearing the same two shirts. Bonus points if the shirts or pants are the same color
If they’re government loans they go away if you die.
Need three years of experience to get a job to begin your career
Do it. Bring in your own Keurig and charge people a dollar to make coffee
“Yep. So nice I wore it twice”
Very interesting way to announce that ManOutfitters is going to be dropping some lunch boxes on us in the spring for 15% off using promo code “snack”.
After her Britney style meltdown, I, for one, am hoping for a Britney style comeback for Amanda Bynes
Sounds like a huge opportunity to be one of the few whose company needs them more than they need the company. Kill it for the next few months and then rake in the cash. Really pimp out the home office.
Broke up with mine a week before going back home for Christmas and first conversation scaries with girls were realized and prominently displayed.
Well within your rights to march into their cube and take it back right in front of their face
This was great. I think I have a new favorite PGP column.
Agreed. The movies don’t have any actually plausible storylines any more but they are full of cool cars doing cool shit, action, pretty ladies, and explosions. Its a great way to burn 90-120 minutes and just let your brain descend into mush and relax.
I’m on PTO all week in my hometown at my parents house. I was awoken with a list of chores at 8am. I haven’t lived here in 3 years. I really wish I had to go into work this week because I will get scolded for drinking beer and watching tv/movies all week.
You can grind out work product all day. But the 5 minutes you take to read a news story your boss walks by and now you’re a slacker.
I’m passionate about doing something that I don’t hate showing up to that also pays me to live
Hope you haven’t slept in your bed at home yet. Also wash your clothes and dry on high. I hope nothing was cotton because you might as well throw that out.
Bring it ons, Caddyshack, Lethal Weapons, Godfathers, every hot rom-com from the late 2000s to early 2010s? Sorry ladies, my weekends are booked up.
I’ve told many people about this show and tell them to start with The National Anthem. I think this episode is so outlandish to some people that it moves their boundary of absurd and allows them to see the rest of the episodes as entirely plausible in one form or fashion in the not so distant future (or not so distant past for a few others. The one that got me the most was the last one, Hated in the Nation. With the rise in troll twitter accounts, the internet banding together for Boaty McBoatface, and Amazon waiting for society to accept drone technology in a non-military application, I really think something like that episode is possible.
Can confirm: Am guy with a drawer full of men’s boxers from Target
That’s how bonuses work. I wish we got bonuses though