I love playing into people’s ideas that they’re jobs are important. Act really impressed during the conversation, then say a comment at the end that totally pops their bubble
Which jersey shore town did you meet this girl at? Because that really should tell you all you need to know. Stone Harbor is a lot different than Seaside Heights
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I love playing into people’s ideas that they’re jobs are important. Act really impressed during the conversation, then say a comment at the end that totally pops their bubble
Jesus that fell into your lap, congrats though
Never understood why you have to change what you drink depending on the season
Can’t feel bad for Boston sports fans
This post is making me thirsty
Which jersey shore town did you meet this girl at? Because that really should tell you all you need to know. Stone Harbor is a lot different than Seaside Heights
Cereal is a great meal for dinner, nothing sad about that
Cheesedick is one of my favorite insults
I completely disagree. My kids will root for the same miserable teams that I do
When in doubt, send the text. You’ll regret not sending more
Never been invited to a surprise birthday party. PGPM
I have a 14 person bachelor party in New Orleans in 2 weeks. I’ve never been so I’m expecting it to be just like the confession
I can’t wait to see what millennials do wrong next!
Reading this isn’t very good for focus at work on a Friday
This list makes me want to start working from home
I’ll never order the same thing as someone else at the table, just can’t do it
Horoscopes should only be used for fun. I don’t trust people who put a lot of stock in those
Gotta lay down the law from the beginning. Habits are hard to break once they get started
Another terrible person is the guy who doesn’t bring any alcohol and tries to take some from other people
The best thing to say to someone who just got dumped is always “take this shot, I got the bar tab today”