If IT blocks my March Madness live feed, I am out of here for good.

“Believe it or not, I used to be in really good shape.”

Being forced to organize the March Madness Office Pool because you are the youngest. #PGP

Doing 90% of your work in the last 10% of your day. PGP.

Personifying laptops and printers. PGP.

At least Richard Sherman is passionate about what he does. PGP.

Judgmental looks after printing in color. PGP.

That guy who won’t stop saying, “See you next year!” to everyone in the office. PGP.

Relying heavily on the “Do Not Disturb” feature of office messenger. PGP.

Getting 500 LinkedIn connections before getting 500 Twitter followers. PGP.