Enthusiasm over a quality pen. PGP.

Wishing you received more emails just to have a sense of purpose. PGP.

Parking furthest away from the door knowing it’ll be the most exercise you get all day. PGP.

There are hundreds of fruit flies terrorizing the break room. PGP.

My boss says, “See you tomorrow?” instead of “See you tomorrow.” PGP.

1: “Who in the fuck brewed decaf?” 2: “Some virgin.” PGP.

Ironically, my office communicator has said “Busy” all day. PGP.

I give up. PGP.

I spent a total of about 53 seconds outside today. PGP.

The guy I interviewed today said I look like McLovin. PGP.