Personifying laptops and printers. PGP.

At least Richard Sherman is passionate about what he does. PGP.

Judgmental looks after printing in color. PGP.

That guy who won’t stop saying, “See you next year!” to everyone in the office. PGP.

Relying heavily on the “Do Not Disturb” feature of office messenger. PGP.

Getting 500 LinkedIn connections before getting 500 Twitter followers. PGP.

Having to untuck your shirt because you forgot your belt. PGP.

“That’s my baby” referring to a work project and not your offspring. PGP.

Taking care of emails first thing in the morning so it appears you’re really after it early. PGP.

Apparently the airport bar doesn’t qualify as an approved expense. PGP.