Parking furthest away from the door knowing it’ll be the most exercise you get all day. PGP.

There are hundreds of fruit flies terrorizing the break room. PGP.

My boss says, “See you tomorrow?” instead of “See you tomorrow.” PGP.

1: “Who in the fuck brewed decaf?” 2: “Some virgin.” PGP.

Ironically, my office communicator has said “Busy” all day. PGP.

I give up. PGP.

I spent a total of about 53 seconds outside today. PGP.

The guy I interviewed today said I look like McLovin. PGP.

If IT blocks my March Madness live feed, I am out of here for good.

Doing 90% of your work in the last 10% of your day. PGP.