Every time my boss asks if I have a few minutes to talk, I always assume I’m being fired. PGP.

I just taped an open bag of Goldfish to my desk to make snacking easier. Unsure whether it’s innovative or just kinda sad. PGP.

Boss tried to “updog” me this morning. PGP.

I gave up cheating on my diet for Lent. PGP.

Being more invested in the lives of “This Is Us” characters than my own personal life. PGP.

Switched from Spotify to Apple Music just to shake things up this month. PGP.

“I hope this message finds you well…” PGP.

I’ve been “trying to start that show” for like 6 months now. PGP.

The best part of my Friday was finding out my credit score went up 5 points. PGP.

Getting more excited about Tax Breaks than Spring Breaks. PGP.