The teachers on summer vacation, complaining about how little they make, make more than me. PGP.

I’m not allowed to wear headphones at work. PGP.

I use the Grandex podcasts to keep my days straight. PGP.

“Buy anything on Prime Day?” PGP.

That moment of sheer panic when your boss walks into your office Monday morning and asks “What are you working on right now?” and you are reading Sunday Scaries from PGP. PGP.

“This isn’t the right form.” PGP.

Getting kicked off the family phone plan. PGP.

Making all your meals for the week on one day is exhausting. PGP.