We’re definitely getting a CoT right? There’s no way NOTHING significant happened the night before: Right? deFries you wouldn’t phone it in this hard RIGHT?
As a person who is EXTREMELY pooh-shy (my roommate and I don’t even share a bathroom but I can’t go unless they’re asleep or the shower is running), this is my actual nightmare
Coming from a recovering* drug addict, you might want to step back from Tad for a bit. Two weeks might sound short to other people, but if you have a substance abuse problem, its a damn long time, and it was cool to see you make the decision to step back. Sure, popping an addy’s not the same as shooting up in a bathroom somewhere, but anything can escalate and cause a spiral realllll quick.
Not trying to sound like your elementary ed. heath teacher, more like a friendly “hey man, get it the fuck together?”
Have a treat-yo-self night in the style of Parks and Rec. Set aside some money slowly over the course of a couple week/months (depending on your budget), then go to a hotel for a night and live large. Book a suite in a casino, gamble more than you normally would on one bet because you can, bring multiple bottles of champagne, pop the corks off the balcony and have a tasting with yourself or others (friends are always more fun to share the TYS experience with). Get a massage and spend the day at the spa if that’s your thing (no judgement dude, everyone needs a little pampering every now and then.) Eat a fancy dinner, dress to the nines, get bottle service at the club. And fuck yeah, park valet instead of self-parking.
Be as exorbitant as possible for one night, it’s a fucking awesome experience.
Looking forward to living vicariously through your crazy adventure, happy birthday man!
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We’re definitely getting a CoT right? There’s no way NOTHING significant happened the night before: Right? deFries you wouldn’t phone it in this hard RIGHT?
Hairspray and makeup are two totally different ballparks
I wish I had that Southwest money #TeamFrontier
Especially Campus PD edition. Its like a living “worst stories”
KC girl, your boyfriend is a fuckwad but I lol’ed so hard
Accidental Meh. My bad-happy Monday
Then he can be Johnny Tsunami since Moana isn’t Hawaiian or a surfer
$100+ on 3 items is a steep discount at The Gap?
same, genuinely shocked there aren’t more
seriously needed this after the week from hell. kudos bandujo
As a person who is EXTREMELY pooh-shy (my roommate and I don’t even share a bathroom but I can’t go unless they’re asleep or the shower is running), this is my actual nightmare
That’s Karen
Name checks out. Find a new site I guess?
“No really, I’m fine, I just have season allergies” me RN to everyone walking by
It’s the principle of the thing!
Coming from a recovering* drug addict, you might want to step back from Tad for a bit. Two weeks might sound short to other people, but if you have a substance abuse problem, its a damn long time, and it was cool to see you make the decision to step back. Sure, popping an addy’s not the same as shooting up in a bathroom somewhere, but anything can escalate and cause a spiral realllll quick.
Not trying to sound like your elementary ed. heath teacher, more like a friendly “hey man, get it the fuck together?”
Guys own shirts that don’t fall under the category of polo, tshirt, button down, henley?
At least you aren’t getting ghosted anymore? #SmallVictories
You’re dating the wrong girls then
Have a treat-yo-self night in the style of Parks and Rec. Set aside some money slowly over the course of a couple week/months (depending on your budget), then go to a hotel for a night and live large. Book a suite in a casino, gamble more than you normally would on one bet because you can, bring multiple bottles of champagne, pop the corks off the balcony and have a tasting with yourself or others (friends are always more fun to share the TYS experience with). Get a massage and spend the day at the spa if that’s your thing (no judgement dude, everyone needs a little pampering every now and then.) Eat a fancy dinner, dress to the nines, get bottle service at the club. And fuck yeah, park valet instead of self-parking.
Be as exorbitant as possible for one night, it’s a fucking awesome experience.
Looking forward to living vicariously through your crazy adventure, happy birthday man!